Hobie Brown boyfriend headcanons... (fluff and smut)
After a long day out being the neighborhood Spider-Punk of Earth-138, Hobie will climb into your apartment through the window, sling his mask off, and tackle you in a hug, pressing kisses to your ears and cheeks.
Yes, he does love kissing your ears. It's oddly nice to have the cold metal of his piercing press against your earlobes. Nicknames he has for you: Bug, love, babe, hun, and on special occasions, 'darling' or darlin <3
He lets you borrow his jackets and shirts. He thinks you look adorable in them.
And he'll let you practice makeup on him, if that's your thing...he takes a liking to traditional goth wear
When the two of you are cuddling, he loves to have his hands traced by your fingers, running along the lines of his palm and the hard hills of his knuckles
He's definitely written a song for you. Nobody else knows though
Secretly likes it when you're wearing lipstick and you cover his face with kisses. ("C'mon, luv, gone and got me all red now...yanno, two can play at that game." And he pulls you back into him with a shot of web at your chest. ꈍᴗꈍ)
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Hobie definitely sets up more of a slow, romantic pace in bed. He doesn't like to be too rough with you, and it makes for longer rounds 😝
Piercings...what who said that...
His dick is 100% pierced. I'm not original, I know, but like...come on
His voice dips even lower when he's in the act, praising you and murmuring about how much he loves you. He never wants to let you go.
Sometimes he breaks his cool, put-together shell and clings to you as he thrusts into you, groaning and hissing through his teeth. He cares about you so much, and when he's already indulging so much of himself in you, it's hard to supress whatever pops into his head. ("I don't want to lose you, luv, never. Promise you'll cum for me. Cum for me, yeah? Fuck, attagirl...")
Also he's long
Afterwards, he immediately leaves to collect himself and splash some water on his face, then comes back to cuddle you (and he probably snags some snacks on the way back to your room).
Or he'll just lean back and grin at you. When you make a grab at him in an attempt to scooch closer, he deliberately avoids you. "Hobie, what the hell?" "Whatcha tryin' t'do, bug?" "Ever heard of aftercare?" "Don't believe in it."
Of course, that's a lie...and you snuggle up against him as the two of you drift off <3