#tempestscave

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Patron Saint of Proper "Y'all" Usage. Your holy relic would be a dictionary inscribed with "WORDS MEAN THINGS."

NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN MORE TRUE

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tempestscave

 So. I have a sudden urge to combine...

OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE SO FUN. Like, Firefly/Serenity meets Knight’s Tale.

IKR? Like I love what they did in ShadowRun: DragonFall, but I feel like they missed out on some fashion choices for the armour/outfits.

[winebrightruby]

Stereotype about your state: everyone drinks moonshine and lives in a swamp.

Moonshine is delicious and the majority of this state is swamp or swamp-adjacent.

Which is to say, yes indeed.

[[send me a stereotype about my state, and I’ll tell you if it applies to me]]

[winebrightruby]

Care to try your hand at Tiamat? (PS I totally understand if you need more info on her, old Sumerian gods are not usually well know.)

Dragon of the depths,she roils and surges,sea-slick and glistening.Mother of creation,she brought forth lifein birth and violence,and even in death her bodybecame the world.

------(free poetry requests are CLOSED, but I do take poetry commissions for a very small fee)

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That woman who picks fights with herself logged into her fake tumblr to throw shade at herself about her boyfriend allegedly ignoring her on their “anniversary” (her quotes, not mine), and I just

is the goal to maintain her alter-ego as a villain so the next time she wants an outpouring of sympathy from her friends/followers, she can “discover” (quotes very much mine) this post and act shocked and hurt?

is the goal to underhandedly chastise her boyfriend for not making public gestures of affection without actually taking responsibility for the words (which would entail opening herself up to criticisms of being clingy and taking the internet too seriously)?

is the goal to generate the low-level drama without which she can’t function, just streamlining the process so much that she is both a drama generator and a drama recipient -- a one-woman perpetual drama machine?

is it to force her boyfriend into standing up for her and showering her with compliments so she can preen?

is the goal just to entertain me and confirm monthly that I am a better person than she in every quantifiable and qualitative way, ranging from intellect to physical beauty to basic ethical standards to ability to function like an adult? (I mean, if so, thanks, I’ll happily accept your public confirmation of my higher quality?)

I just don’t know.

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The Fool!

The Fool: Something you've always wanted to try

Sword fighting! Or fencing! I’d really love to get in on a class, but I can’t find any in a reasonable distance. 

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1, 14, 25!

1. I don't really feel comfortable talking about that on a public forum

14. horrible personality, like purposely being a dick because you think it's hilarioius. spoilers: it's not.

25. Aquarium, dinner and after dinner walk or chance to sit down and check out all the neat photos of fish.

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tempestscave replied to your post “wakaxo asked: 17. a fact about my life If you get me on the topic...”

Oh fuck dude, that window thing. I feel dem feels. Also looking in a mirror after you just bent down to wash your face or you close the mirrored cabinet door.

Oh GOD fuck that. I am thankful for a mirror mounted on my bathroom wall because I can keep an eye on everything behind me at almost all times.

There's just something eerie about mirrors in general