📱 naDJA
FIVE TEXTS MY MUSE DIDN’T SEND YOURS, AND ONE THAT THEY DID // @switchblcdes
FAILED TO SEND ↣ amazonian sorceress : my bf just broke up with me an d i just ate three tubs of ice cream .. ive never wanted to kill another man as much as i want to rn.
FAILED TO SEND ↣ tol, snarky and a bitch : 20 bucks n a tequila shot if i can get in ur bar tonight. my friends cancelled on me :(
DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ tol, snarky and a bitch : insert excuse here just to hang out?
DRAFTED TEXT TO ↣ nadia : remember that time someone did some damage on one of ur bathroom stalls? yikes… wish i could tell u who did that one….
FAILED TO SEND ↣ nadia : u know that feeling of like, getting food stuck between ur teeth? sometimes u remind me of that :)
OUTGOING TEXT TO ↣ giant, mean, bar lady : [ pictures attached ] this is gonna sound weird but have u seen these men in ur bar before! also… no this is not a trick to get in ur bar again. but it wouldnt hurt if u actually let. me. in.









