#terrible human

[sirrriusblack]

Actually, could you see if they list ingredients and steps for the Pepper Up potion?

afagshsg i only just saw this i’m sorry, do you still need it?

[seanklingelhoefer]

Fuckface sees his own reflection Battery Park, Manhattan, NY 2018. Nikon 35ti | Kodak Ultramax 400

[ongaku4u]

a little update

Apologies to anyone who has requested in the past... I’ll say YEAR? Other than the usual excuses of school (now I’ve graduated) being “busy,” my part-time job, and jazz, I was accidentally ignoring all my chord requests from tumblr. I will slowly work backwards on the requests while doing new songs, but please don’t hate me if I don’t get to yours or reply like months later ><; 

[xaritomene]

i have one impression

one

which i can do convincingly

i can’t do voices or accents or impressions

there is only one

one which sounds decent

why is it yzma

[nerdybutcute]

i know it's tacky but i can't take true crime stuff from england seriously at all

"a gruesome murder... in little twickham of the derry" "the perpetrator was a laborer named lerman 'poppy' stuttlebum."

no, just no. i'm giggling thru this description of a horrible decapitation and i just feel awful and have to turn it off.

[whim-prone]

got some cheap christmas sale chocolate and it had national lampoon's christmas vacation on the bag but i didn't realize so much of my candy would have chevy chase's face on the wrappers

[whatever-i-am]

Y’all I have some pretty strong opinions when it comes to political matters- and my I just say I find it FUCKING HYSTERICAL that trump has COVID and is in the hospital. MADE MY FUCKING DAY.

Now there aren’t a lot of people who I actively hate, but trump is one of them and I will definitely be one of those people playing American Idiot on repeat if he kicks it.

[quinnallerton]

John- Cynthia Lennon

Ok, I pretty much read this whole book today via Pdf. and I gotta say, Cyn was holding back, there was some serious tea she could have spilled. I love Cyn, but I wasn’t impressed with the book. Also, I’m not a fan of Yoko, but this sealed the deal. Regardless the fact she’s freaking 86 yrs old, I’d kick her in the neck if I ever met her.