#tethany

[linkandorf]

A self-given birthday gift! 23 of my own (randomly chosen) characters for my 23rd birthday. I really care about them and need to give them more love these days... and make some more while I’m at it!

[futuresexpusherlove]

Me: How does 50 Cent get shot in the face 9 times and survive and a soldier gets shot once and dies.

B: because he was meant to give us "In Da Club" that's why.

[futuresexpusherlove]

Joy rides with Tethany

As I'm driving to the grocery store...

B: You push the cart. I'll toss the food in. We'll be done so fast!

Me: *puts hand in between us face down* BREAK!

*B slaps my hand*

Me: You never played sports did you....

[futuresexpusherlove]

Don't dick my butt.

Evenings with Tethany

[futuresexpusherlove]

Staring out the window pensively with my best friend...

Bee: What makes the sky glow at night?

Me: The moo-

Bee: Aliens.

[futuresexpusherlove]

Youtubing "Midnight Memories" to compare this performance to X Factor performances...

Me: You're typing "MidMIGHT"

Bee: I can't see through the tears...

[futuresexpusherlove]

WOW

My best friend knows way too many of the lyrics to “Youz a Ho" by Ludacris…like more than anyone else probably.

I am equally impressed and shocked.

[futuresexpusherlove]

Dressed like a hipsta at a Hollywood diner ordering off the kids menu. LIKE A BOSS