Are requests still open? If so, I would like to request Lappland giving trans!Texas a very unsafe, very bratty, blowjob meant to rile her up while she drives. Finishing not required because Lappland is (sucking) a dick
SUCH a good request. what a scholar. okie anon i'm here for you
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"We're going to crash."
"No we won't. I trust you."
Texas sighs hard, fingers sinking into the leather steering wheel as Lappland puts more pressure into the palm she's got between Texas' legs.
"'Trust' isn't the problem, this time."
"Wooow!" Lappland smiles with all of her teeth, "That's so romantic!"
"Can this wait until we're off the freeway?"
Loathe as she is to admit it, but-god damn it-it's working. Her cock is aching in her pants and this isn't Lappland's first stunt of the night. Begrudgingly, she pulls over to the side of the road.
"...Have it your way." Texas jerks open the zipper of her pants with obvious desperation, and Lappland balks, drawing back with a scandalized look.
"Here, in public?" Lappland touches a hand to her chest, "But anyone could see us! Not the best mood."
Texas feels the familiar urge for a cigarette instantly. Calm down. Don't play her game. She grabs the box she has wedged in the driver's side door and taps out a chocolate biscuit, leaves her cock straining against her underwear as she pulls back onto the freeway and balances her treat between her lips. Don't have time for this.
The moment they're going 60, Lappland's hand is wiggling her way into Texas' waistband, dragging down the slightly-dampened cotton along with it until she's twitching and standing tall at every inch.
"Are you seri-"
But Lappland's smile parts and all but falls over her cock, and every light from every city building swirls together as she moans aloud.
"Nngh, fuck-"
"Ahh-haah?" Lappland bobs her head from base to tip, and Texas can feel her smiling around her.
The car skids towards the middle lane and nearly pits another sedan. The horn blares and a single finger emerges from a rolled-down window, followed by a colorful and well-deserved tongue lashing.
"Brat." Before Lappland can respond with anything she thinks is clever, Texas wrenches a hand down into her hair and shoves. "Here. This what you wanted? Take it then. Take it."
Lappland gargles around her and Texas doesn't let up. Her teeth clench as a snarl settles between her eyes, quickly melting into euphoria as her cum stretches between her cock and all over Lappland's lips, her dazed, delirious smile.
She knows she's lost, knows she's given her exactly what she wants.
She jerks her down harder.
Blue and red lights wail behind them. Texas pulls over again, shoves Lappland off of her, and zips her fly.
"Wipe your mouth."
A familiar officer knocks on the window.
"License and registration, ma'am."
"Here."
Superintendent Ch'en takes the identification and looks at Texas critically.
"Wait. I remember you. That bar that got smashed up right around Sauin. The owner wouldn't stop talking about you."
"Yeah, that sounds right. I'll pay the fine, ma'am."
"Speeding, erratic driving, failure to yield-"
Lappland leans over with a pointedly cum-stained smile.
"-And public indecency!" She puts her fingers under her chin, opens them into a V-shape, and lets her tongue hang out, dripping with Texas' essence.
Ch'en looks mortified, her pen halfway towards her pad of paper. She looks like she's seriously considering adding it.
"Sorry, Miss Superintendent." Texas sighs with long-suffering exasperation. "You're going to have to add 'murder' to that list."
so after scouring the internet i have come to the conclusion that there are only 3 legitimately good blues clues fanfics in existence, and only one that is longer than 2 sentences