#text message adventures

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn, texting:  : )

Sami, texting:  ( :

Sami, texting:  : )

Finn Bálor, texting:  🤔❓❓❓

Sami, texting:  They're dancing! 😃

Finn, texting:   😊 i love you ❤️❤️❤️

[magicmalcolm]

Canadian Sunshine: “Happy Feet! You’ll Have Those Happy Feet!”

Irish Demon: “t’aught you said i was banned from buying socks? 🤔”

Canadian Sunshine: “Yes Finn, you’re banned...” ”...never said anything about me buying you socks.”

Irish Demon: “sami, you are infuriatingly brilliant. 😘”

Canadian Sunshine: “I know! 😄”

[magicmalcolm]

Irish Demon: “sami, i warned you about staying out in the sun too long.”

Canadian Sunshine: “🙄 Oh shush Finn, the therapy’s helping!”

StnIslndPrincess: “🤔...you know, I have this sudden craving for deep dish pepperoni. 🍕”

Hugglebug Bayley: “YES! 😲 Carm, we should get some when Finn and I are over for the MMC!”

Irish Demon: “yay! 😄”

Canadian Sunshine: “😧 What about me?”

Irish Demon: “we’ll save you a vegan slice, love. 😘”

Canadian Sunshine: “😔”

(source)

[magicmalcolm]

Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning

No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationship: 

Finn Balor | Prince Devitt/Sami Zayn | El Generico

Characters:

Finn Balor | Prince Devitt

Sami Zayn | El Generico

Bayley | Davina Rose

Carmella (Professional Wrestling)

Additional Tags:

Text Message Fic

Picture Fic

Established Relationship

Dating For Demons Verse

Finn Balor & Bayley (Friendship)

Super Huffy Fergie Puff

Sami Zayn & Carmella (Friendship)

Are Finn's Abs A Separate Entity?

I might still be too exhausted for a major update, but have this cute lil thing for now!

[magicmalcolm]

Sami Zayn: Whaddaya think, Finn? They’re gonna be given away free with the WWE Kids mag. Weird choice for a free gift for kids, but eh.  Cool, huh?

Finn Bálor: NO FAIR SAMI 😡 how come you get all the cool merch!?

Sami: Really Finn...of all the merch you’ve ever gotten... ...you’re getting jealous over *shoelaces*!? 🤯

Finn: sami do you realise how awesome my custom vans would look... ...with balor club laces?!  or demon balor laces?! this is a travesty. ☹️

Sami: If it makes you feel any better Finn...you can have this pair.

Finn: REALLY!? 😲

Sami: Yes, really.  You clearly need these more than I do.

Finn: i am gonna have the COOLEST shoes in the world! 😎 thanks darlin’! 😚 😘 💋

Sami: Anything to keep the peace... ...all this over shoelaces...sheesh, Finn... 😤

[magicmalcolm]

So hey guess who discovered AO3 allows for pictures to be inserted into fics and is gonna import some of my silly text message picture fics over there as and when the mood takes me?

[magicmalcolm]

🍁 🌞: “Finn, why did you buy this when you hardly ever eat chocolate?”

🍀 😈: “to be honest, becky kinda made me.”

🍁 🌞: “...oh, because of the name...I get it now.”

🍀 😈: “yeah, the power of puns compelled me. 😢”

🍁 🌞: “So what’ll we do with it?  Give it to Jack? 🤔”

🍀 😈: “well...i was thinking...lazy nights in...” 🍀 😈: ”you lying on my lap...me feeding you bits and pieces...” 🍀 😈: “melted chocolate licked off fingers...” 🍀 😈: “maybe off other places...😈”

🍁 🌞: “You know, I think I can be convinced to give that idea a go. 😀” 

🍀 😈: “excellent.”

[kryptonians]

Sophie: Yo did you hear this commentator? "Algerians about to meet their former slavemasters" about them facing Germany.

Sophie: WOW DUDE YOU DIDN'T MAKE SHIT UNCOMFORTABLE AT ALL

Me: I DIDN'T

Me: HOLY SHIT

Sophie: Germany is probably like "da fuq?"