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Image by Steven Leun

Sophie made io9.com's The Very Best of Cosplay from New York Comic-Con 2014!

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fake nerd boys telling Sophie that Nyssa on Arrow isn't R'as al Ghul's daughter in the comics when she's Talia's half sister smh smh smh

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Batman v Superman

Sophie: You're gonna die. You're just gonna die. I can't breathe.

Me: ??

Sophie: My dad comes up to me just now [in thick accent]... "Sofia... you hear of this Batman vs. Superman movie?" I say "yes.." He's like "tell me why is it versus, are they gonna fight each other? Cuz I don't like that." I say "no daddy they're best friends, they aren't gonna fight each other." And he is like "Good. Cuz even though I hate Batman movies I don't want them to fight each other. that would make me sad." and he continues "I like Superman movies. It's always out in nature and beautiful visage, but Batman, he's always in like... toilet water."

Me: lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sophie: I shat myself. He's like "Sofia why you laugh? I not make joke. Tell me why this Batman obsessed with plumbing. And sewage." Help me I cannot breathe.

Me: I thought of this pic and I fucking died: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iTwjUYL9B80/Tyw274skw4I/AAAAAAAABmo/HTyLs9R0s5o/s1600/batmanbloodbath.png

Sophie: "this Batman is always in like...toilet water" in his accent. Lord help me. And he's like "why it always dark and raining around Batman? I no like it. It depressing. Superman at least smiles in the nature and sunshine. Batman Why you love zis toilet vater so much?

Me: I'm fucking crying

Sophie: He looks at me dead faced and says "Sofia why you laughing so hard? I'm serious it's true." I'm like "yo daddy, that's why I'm laughing, because it's true.

Sophie: I just texted my dad that photo. I'm gonna go to his room now and see if he got the text and I'll transcribe you his reaction.

Me: I'm so glad.

Sophie: I will never forget my dad coming into my room at midnight just to ask me why The Batman is obsessed with toilet water.

Sophie: "SEE I TOLD YOU! IT'S ALWAYS A TOILET!" My dad likes Superman because of his beautiful landscapes. My dad does not like depressing toilets. Now when I read Batman I will always count the number of toilets. I will never unhear my dad's words. An outsider's perspective is amazing.

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On watching Arrow together.

Sophie: Gil I just realized I watched 3 episodes. After pressing play for ep 3 I totally forgot and just kept playing

Me: lol what episode are you on?

Sophie: Finishing up 6

Me: Oh ok. I'll catch up.

Sophie: lol at Ollie's mom tryna eat a burger with a knife and fork

Me: Have they introduced Tommy's dad yet?

Sophie: you mean... you fucking mean John Torchwood?

ME: Lmaooooo "John Torchwood"

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Sophie: Yo did you hear this commentator? "Algerians about to meet their former slavemasters" about them facing Germany.

Sophie: WOW DUDE YOU DIDN'T MAKE SHIT UNCOMFORTABLE AT ALL

Me: I DIDN'T

Me: HOLY SHIT

Sophie: Germany is probably like "da fuq?"

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Sophie sent this to me and I almost died.

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lilbit, sophismsdotnet, and redunderwear tbh

sounds about right

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Sophie says it's my fault she doesn't like Batman anymore. I simply gave her a Batman Trade