#text:izzie

[huntleyfenner]

TEXT | HUNTZIE

Izzie: If you’d have told me your cousin was 100x hotter than you are, I wouldn’t have made the mistake of banging some lame-o who’s hopelessly in love with some girl who’s just gonna leave you for the ex that she stupidly goes back to every time. I would’ve, instead, gotten my self-esteem fix from your way-cuter cousin who I’m sure wouldn’t start dating my best friend less than 12 hours after having sex with me! SO IN SHORT, Huntley Fenner, you are an asshole. Have a nice life.

Huntley: I'm sorry. Also you're too smart for Hart. But I am sorry.

[cayofeliz]

TEXT | CAYZIE

Izzie: Are you getting a tent for WaltFest?? I wanted to try and arrange tents for our whole fam in the same spot but Wayland’s tent is bound to have Sage in it and neither me nor Vivi nor Freddie want that so I was wondering if you (and Kamille??) wanted to put yours next to mine and L’ogan and Freddie’s!

Cayo: Yeah, that would be awesome! I was just gonna go with the flow but I bet as long as Kamille's allowed to hang with like, her sister and Bianca she'd be cool with being with our family! You don't have them too, right? Sometimes I don't keep track of stuff great so I'm just double checking before I like park us in the middle! Am I officially buffer boy?

[sagegothel]

TEXT | SIZZIE

Izzie: ANYWAY, just letting you know that we need to turn in our dance short sizes before the 1st so we can order new dance shorts for the squad. Now I can go back to pretending you don’t exist bye.

Sage: Okay... Mine like, hasn't changed, do I really need to get new ones?

[ssgt-rhodes-blog]

[Text] Yeah I'm quite glad. I'll show the shots when you'll be back. Awww poor little you

[text] Perfect. That’s not funny, Tiny.

[ssgt-rhodes-blog]

[Text] Soon, I found a great spot to take some photos! She's way too nice by the way.

[text] That's good! I know she is. She's great. Every time I tell her that, she just squeezes my cheeks. Do you know how much that hurts?

[ssgt-rhodes-blog]

[Text] Yeah, right.. Anyway, I did meet a few people already. So, thanks for the advice. Please, don't say 'I told you so', thanks.

[text] That's good. You're welcome, then. Bea is asking what time you'll be home so she can cook. I have to take care of a few things on base then I'll be home.

[ssgt-rhodes-blog]

[Text] : Psht, don't flatter yourself too much

[text] I only speak the truth, Tiny.

[ssgt-rhodes-blog]

[PM] : There, I have an account. You happy?

[text] It's about time you listened to your oldest, favorite brother, Iz.