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[text]: HELLO??? ARE YOU AWAKE?
[text]: WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! I HAVE NO MORE BUTTER AND I NEED TO MAKE WAFFLES
[text]: THIS IS URGENT. CALL 911 PLS.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[text]: So I just found out that I wasn’t offered the lab position at school because they said that I was too shy.
[text]: Like I get that I’m not the most extroverted person, but I mean I worked my butt off to get where I am and I was given so much hope that I would land the position and here we are, me just not working at the lab.
[text]: And I heard that the guys at the lab were cheering because I didn’t get offered the position.
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[text]: NOT ONLY DID I DESTROY MY ORGANIC CHEMISTRY EXAM, BUT I SET THE CURVE.
[text]: AND I’M SECRETARY AT GAMMA PSI ALPHA
[text]: WHAT A GOOD DAY.
[text]: sorry for all the caps!
