#text:khalid

[malbfaery]

text 💬 malid

Mal: That awful WAP song came on at work, and when I hit pause, you would have thought the whole bar lost their MINDS. What is WRONG with people?

[jordanbasara]

text 💬 jorlid

Jordan: This is me pretending to ask you permission to spam you with pictures of better hairstyles you can try in the future. Your current one's depressing to look at.

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 kharriet

Harriet: Were one to have a misguided wish be granted, would a genie be capable of reversing it?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 khammett ❗

Emmett: WE'RE OUT OF BEER, DUDE! HOW TF DOES A FRAT HOUSE RUN OUT OF BEER?

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 virlid

Virginia: "I love you too, you ass."

Virginia: Khalid, is this a NORMAL response to being informed you're not dating material?

Virginia: At least they finally used TOO correctly, but I'm still unimpressed!

[roxiederriah]

Text - Khalid

Roxie: So Hi...

Roxie: First off, do you think I am clingy to you?

Roxie: Secondly I really need to get out of this house...

[limahepburn]

Text - Khalid

Hepburn: Hello

Hepburn: So you know we haven't watched movies for a while so why not come hang out and watch movies with me?