#texting starters

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑭𝑳𝑰𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑺. 

[ 📲 sms: ]  i hate everyone. but not you. [ 📲 sms: ]  want to make a beautiful memory together? [ 📲 sms: ]  i'd rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else. [ 📲 sms: ]  netflix? chill? both? [ 📲 sms: ]  can't stop thinking about you. [ 📲 sms: ]  you're my favorite veggie. a cute-cumber! [ 📲 sms: ]  i adore you. that's all. [ 📲 sms: ]  you make me a better person and i'd like to keep improving. [ 📲 sms: ]  it's cold today. can you warm me up? [ 📲 sms: ]  i'm into curves, and my favorite is your smile. [ 📲 sms: ]  my day is more fun when you're in it. [ 📲 sms: ]  you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear? [ 📲 sms: ]  you were the first thing i thought of when i woke up. [ 📲 sms: ]  i already miss you and can't wait to see you again. [ 📲 sms: ]  what would you do if i were with you right now? [ 📲 sms: ]  hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 sms: ]  this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow? [ 📲 sms: ]  nobody understands me like you do. [ 📲 sms: ]  i wish you were here with me. [ 📲 sms: ]  you never text first. i can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get. [ 📲 sms: ]  which emoji makes you think of me? [ 📲 sms: ]  want to have this conversation in person? [ 📲 sms: ]  i don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but i really wanted to talk to you. [ 📲 sms: ]  everything makes me think of you. [ 📲 sms: ]  i can't sleep. i blame you. [ 📲 sms: ]  surprise! i got you flowers: 💐 [ 📲 sms: ]  i can't help but smile every time your name pops up on my screen. [ 📲 sms: ]  you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do. [ 📲 sms: ]  even over text you're so charming. [ 📲 sms: ]  i'm smiling just thinking about getting to see you later. [ 📲 sms: ]  my day would've been a lot better if i'd gotten to spend it with you. [ 📲 sms: ]  i'm really glad to have you in my life. [ 📲 sms: ]  i could talk to you all night. [ 📲 sms: ]  just thinking about falling in love with you. i'd do it all over again and again. [ 📲 sms: ]  you mean the world to me. don’t ever forget that. [ 📲 sms: ]  i'm so incredibly lucky to know you. [ 📲 sms: ]  you get more beautiful every time i see you. [ 📲 sms: ]  you are my heart. [ 📲 sms: ]  you’re single. i'm single. i feel like this is a problem we can solve together. [ 📲 sms: ]  thinking a lot of things about you i can’t say … but i could text.

[museswithinx]

sirenmother said: 💫 a late night text { for Deacon }

texting starters

( txt ; Seph ) : Hey, do you have any more of those sleep herbs or whatever ( txt ; Seph ) : my sleep is still all sorts of fucked up right now, I can’t manage more than a couple hours ( txt ; Seph ) : and when I do, I see my dad. Sometimes others from my pack. It doesn’t exactly leave me feeling rested cause they’re all so fucking angry

[rpmemestbh]

Sickness starters!

( as requested by the lovely @zalemoonshadow )

❝You aren’t looking so hot.❞ 

❝Maybe you should sit down.❞

❝I think I need to sit down.❞

❝Just take it easy today.❞

❝No -- no. We’re going home, right now.❞

❝Can we leave?❞

❝You just threw up 3 times, you’re not fine!❞

❝I’m fine. I think I’m done now.❞

❝Just let me take care of you. Why are you so stubborn?❞

❝We’re going to the pharmacy and then we’re going home.❞

❝My stomach isn’t feeling so great.❞

❝I think my stomach is trying to digest itself.❞

❝I think I just need some sleep.❞

❝Will you stay with me tonight?❞

❝I don’t want to get you sick.❞

❝You’re gonna get me sick!❞

❝Holy shit, you’re burning up.❞

❝I can’t stop sweating.❞

❝I can’t stop shivering.❞

❝Are you ever not sick?❞ 

❝How the hell are you still conscious right now? Your temp is almost 104.❞

❝Urgent care or ER? Those are your two options. We’re not staying here.❞

❝Do you want some tea?❞

❝I made you some tea.❞

❝I’m losing my voice.❞

❝I couldn’t get any sleep last night, I can’t breathe out of my nose.❞

❝Oh my god, you sound like Roz from Monsters Inc!❞

❝Bathroom. Now.❞

❝Bed. Now.❞

❝I’m not taking that medicine, it’s disgusting.❞

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑰𝑪𝑲 𝑼𝑷 𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑨𝑮𝑬𝑺. 

[ 📲 message sent: ]  do you smoke pot? cause weed be cute together. [ 📲 message sent: ]  do you believe in love at first swipe or should i match with you again? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i see me in your future 🔮 [ 📲 message sent: ]  i can't see you right now but i bet you look great [ 📲 message sent: ]  can you send me a selfie? i just want to show my mom what my future partner looks like. [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you http? because without you i'm only :// [ 📲 message sent: ]  i believe in following my dreams ... so you lead the way. [ 📲 message sent: ]  should we get coffee? cause i like you a latte. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i see you like tequila ... does that mean you'll give me a shot? [ 📲 message sent: ]  you know what's beautiful? read the first word. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now. [ 📲 message sent: ]  take a guess. which emoji did i place next to your name on my phone? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i'm sending you hugs and kisses 😘 [ 📲 message sent: ]  i just accidentally walked into a pole because i was thoughtlessly staring and smiling at your text messages. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i never believed in love at first sight until i saw your profile picture. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i do not think much. i do not think often. but when i do, i think of you. [ 📲 message sent: ]  just so you know, i'm not flirting with you. i'm just being extra nice to you since you're extra attractive. [ 📲 message sent: ]  you're so beautiful that i actually forgot that i was supposed to send you a pick-up line. [ 📲 message sent: ]  you see, i really suck at starting conversations. do you want to try? [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you free for the rest of your life? [ 📲 message sent: ]  ugh, i have to go to some boring event. will you come with me to make it fun? [ 📲 message sent: ]  hi, my name is trouble, and i'm looking for my soulmate. mind if i ask you if you have room for a little trouble in your life? [ 📲 message sent: ]  i can't figure out if i should start this conversation with a compliment, a pick-up line, or a simple hello. you choose. [ 📲 message sent: ]  they say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing? [ 📲 message sent: ]  well, here i am! what are your other two wishes? 🧞 [ 📲 message sent: ]  hey, you're pretty and i'm cute. together we'd be pretty cute. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i would flirt with you, but i'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness. [ 📲 message sent: ]  when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them? funny answers only. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i had the best pickup line on the way, but i saw you and now i'm speechless. [ 📲 message sent: ]  if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple 🍍 [ 📲 message sent: ]  hi, i know your name is [name] but can i call you mine? [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you a bank loan? cause you have my interest. [ 📲 message sent: ]  are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i'm researching important dates in history. would you like to be mine? [ 📲 message sent: ]  you look like you know how to have a good time! i like it. [ 📲 message sent: ]  i know you're busy but please add me to your list of things to do. [ 📲 message sent: ]  if i told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? [ 📲 message sent: ]  complete this sentence: you, me, and ___ [ 📲 message sent: ]  dinner first or can we go straight for dessert? [ 📲 message sent: ]  do you like sleeping? me too. we should do it together some time.

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.  (  nsfw.  )

[ 📲 text: ]  i’m wearing something you might like right now. [ 📲 text: ]  i’ve got a surprise waiting for you. i think you’re going to like it. [ 📲 text: ]  i’m going to make you beg for it. [ 📲 text: ]  i want you. [ 📲 text: ]  you’ve made me so horny. [ 📲 text: ]  let me watch you come. [ 📲 text: ]  get over here. [ 📲 text: ]  i’ve been such a bad girl / boy. [ 📲 text: ]  i’m touching myself right now and thinking about you. [ 📲 text: ]  let me take care of you tonight. [ 📲 text: ]  it’s so hot to imagine you tying me up. [ 📲 text: ]  i’m picturing you and me with another person. [ 📲 text: ]  i’m so hard / wet right now. [ 📲 text: ]  i just got out of the shower. [ 📲 text: ]  it’s too bad you aren’t here ... [ 📲 text: ]  i thought of something i want you to do to me tonight. [ 📲 text: ]  you can’t have me until tomorrow. [ 📲 text: ]  i’m still thinking about last night. [ 📲 text: ]  i miss feeling you inside me. [ 📲 text: ]  i love the way you make me feel. [ 📲 text: ]  the anticipation is killing me. [ 📲 text: ]  i’ve never felt as attracted to anyone else. [ 📲 text: ]  i can’t get enough of you. [ 📲 text: ]  what else will you do to me? [ 📲 text: ]  tell me more. [ 📲 text: ]  i love it when you talk like that. [ 📲 text: ]  what are you wearing? [ 📲 text: ]  that turns me on so much. [ 📲 text: ]  does this turn you on? [ 📲 text: ]  i had an exciting dream about you last night and have been replaying it in my head all day. [ 📲 text: ]  guess the color of my underwear. [ 📲 text: ]  i wish i could be with you right now. [ 📲 text: ]  i can’t wait to feel your hands all over my body. [ 📲 text: ]  send me a picture. of course i would prefer something a little ... daring. [ 📲 text: ]  my clothes are coming off the second i get home. [ 📲 text: ]  i’m going to let you do anything you want to me. [ 📲 text: ]  are you touching yourself? [ 📲 text: ]  let me distract you from work. [ 📲 text: ]  you think you can come over sooner? i really need you here with me. [ 📲 text: ]  what are you going to do to me?

[museswithinx]

sirenmother said: 🦋 a loving text { for Adrian }

texting starters

( txt ; Seph ) : Hey, you were still asleep when I popped in on my break ( txt ; Seph ) : Left you a coffee and some goodies on the counter for when you wake ( txt ; Seph ) : Love you, I’ll see you a little later

[museswithinx]

sirenmother said: ⚠️ a text meant for someone else. { for Ronnie }

texting starters

( txt ; QUEEN ) : baby, i just got back, where’d you go??? ( txt ; QUEEN ) : I bought something you’re REALLY gonna like 😉 ( txt ; QUEEN ) : think pink and lacey and for your eyes only... ( txt ; QUEEN ) : Oh and I’m wearing it right now if that’ll get you home any faster. ( txt ; QUEEN ) : I can always send pics if it helps 😉

[champofpallet]

The skull symbol (on phone)

texting starters

send a symbol for…

💀 an urgent text.

[Red]: Help I don’t know where I am!

[Red]: It’s all dark and looks like one of those platform video games!

[Red]: ...how the hell am I getting a signal here?