#textsfromrwby

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(435):

Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?

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(724):

Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.

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(727):

My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.

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(732):

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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(415):

What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises

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(715): 

Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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(512):

We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"

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(678):

I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night