#tf2 driver

[tf2humbug]

To be fair, I don’t think he’s been hugged in like 20 years.

Previously:

“Guilt Trip” - part 2

“Guilt Trip” - part 1

“Driver & Medic Take Tea” - part 3

“Driver & Medic Take Tea” - part 2

“Driver & Medic Take Tea” - part 1

[fledgling42]

Tol and Smol

Forreal Driver is my favorite OC that doesn’t belong to any of my friends but hoooooopefully I can change that? Seriously tho I love Driver a lot I think they’re a great character. If you can’t tell they’re holding their cap

Driver belongs to @tf2humbug!!!

[feadae]

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@tf2humbug I did the thing!

Backstory for the rest of y’all: tf2humbug posted a bunch of in-game voice responses for Driver, and when I read them, I just had to read them out loud, so I asked her if I could, and she gave me the green light! There are a few lines that I skipped, but it was only the ones where Driver makes really loud car noises or screams, because the practice room I was recording in is only so soundproof and I didn’t want my hallmates to think I’m even crazier than they probably already think I am. Transcription under the cut.

Running down more than one enemy in 20 seconds with McMANN:

VROOOOMMMM BAMBAMBAM SPLAT *

Whoop, I think I hit something!

[honks horn] Jackass! **

My other car is also this car!

Running down more than 3 enemies in 20 seconds with McMANN:

RRRRRRRRRK BOOM PKOW [snorting laugh] *

[singing] Takin’ care of business!

[honks horn repeatedly] Outta my way! I’m bigger than you! **

Ugh! Somebody get a hose!

Kill assist:

Yay! Go us! I mean, uh, [sniff] good job.

[singing] Lookit this guy all dressed in red, iko iko, un-day! Betcha five dollars he killed ya dead, jack-a-mo fee na-nay!

Hahaha! That was clutch!

Alley-oop!

Killing more than one enemy with any weapon in 20 seconds:

Haha! Didja see that?! I...TOTALLY meant to do that!

[heavy breathing] I’m...disturbed by how much...fun that was...

Running down an enemy with at least one passenger:

Did anybody else feel that?

Just a little turbulence! Stay frosty!

Speed bump!

Never mind the bump and grind!

Driving toward an enemy with a passenger in front cabin:

Hey, seat cover! A little help?

When I said you could ride shotgun, I meant it! ... You have a shotgun, right?

Using McMANN speed boost:

Ohhhhh yeahhh.

[singing] Get ready, ‘cause here I come!

I love the smell of nitrous in the morning!

Peel out!

McMANN is damaged:

You’re paying for that!

Oh no, baby! Who did that?! I WILL AVENGE YOU

Domination:

[breathless giggling] Oh sorry, I just remembered this really funny joke: YOUR FACE.

How EMBARRASSING for you!

Wow, are you okay? JUST KIDDING! I don’t actually care!

Dominating a Scout:

Motormouth, meet motor...car. Okay, that sounded better in my head.

Dominating a Soldier:

I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

Dominating a Pyro:

That’s just sad.

Dominating a Demoman:

Hey! HEY! Bagpipes suck!

Dominating a Heavy:

You’re not so tough, big rig!

Dominating an Engineer:

Too bad, Tex! I guess my toys are better.

Dominating a Medic:

Here comes the WAHHHHHMBULANCE!

Dominating a Sniper:

Pay attention, monkey butt!

Dominating a Spy:

[singing] You’re the devil in disguise, oh yes you are!

Oh, I didn’t see you there!

Dominating a Driver:

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Revenge:

Get swooped, assface!

Haha, poser!

Doy!

On fire:

So THIS is what it feels like to be on fire! Gotta say, not a fan!

Anybody else smell burning hair, or is it just me?

[screaming] *

Healed by Medic:

Thank you, scary German man!

Ahh, I needed that...

Thanks for the go-juice, Doc.

So, uh, you doing anything after this?

Under effects of ÜberCharge while driving McMANN:

I AM BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Guess what! This ain’t a firetruck!

Now THIS is overdrive! ...  ÜberDrive? Whatever works, I guess.

Under effects of  ÜberCharge when not driving:

RIGHTEOUS

Wall-to-wall and treetop-tall!

[girlish giggling] That tickles! But in, like, a badass way.

Payload cart moves forward (offense):

Whaddya MEAN it doesn’t go any faster?!

Enemy base or bust, my dudes!

Clean and green, straight ahead!

[bored voice] Are we there yet?

[hopeful voice] Are we there yet?

[annoyed voice] Are we there yet?

[desperate voice] Are we there yet?!

Cart goes backwards (offense):

[frustrated groan]

This is gonna take foreverrrrr.

Payload cart moves forward (defense):

What if I just, like, park in front of the cart? Would that help?

Cart goes backwards (defense):

There we go! That’s what I wanna see!

Aw, yee! 

Catch you on the flip side, chumps!

Win a round:

Done and dusted!

Lose a round:

BUMMER.

Tie a round:

Ugh, I’ll be in the car...

Achievement unlocked:

For me? I... [emotional trembling in voice] This is just so sudden!

* These are the lines I didn’t record for the sake of the people in the practice rooms on either side of me. ** I know I could have added in horn honking SFX, but I didn’t, because I’m lazy. So sue me.

[castielartandcomics]

Mass 2017 late-posting part TWO!!

My inksona in the first two drawings (the second one was made a couple of days before my brithday, that’s why the candle says “SOON” and I’m so darn happy instead of terryfied of a talking candle), a cloudy sky in the middle because... ... h-honestly I don’t remember. Probably I just wanted to draw a cloudy sky. It’s relaxing, try it out someday! <3 Last two pictures are a little colour practice of mine using a panel from one of @tf2humbug‘s comics (WHICH ARE SO NICE CHECK EM OUT THANK YOU) annnnd the photo of an attempt of mine to make some sort of... a thing. Just wanted to mess around with the chalk, actually.

[gegging]

quick doodle of @tf2humbug 's Driver!

[artistfromouterspace]

I was going through my old pictures when I discovered that me with short hair is somewhat similar to @tf2humbug Driver (It's more in the nose and cheeks if anything else) feel free to call me out if I'm wrong on this

[tf2humbug]

Did someone order another helping of middle-aged men talking about feelings????

Previously:

“Guilt Trip” - part 1

“Guilt Trip” thumbnails

“Driver & Medic Take Tea” - part 3

“Driver & Medic Take Tea” - part 2

“Driver & Medic Take Tea” - part 1

[tf2humbug]

@aesthicallypleasingblueberry replied to your photoset “To be fair, I don’t think he’s been hugged in like 20 years....”

Weird question but whats her shirt say??

That’s the logo for Santa Cruz Skateboards.

Since she’s from Santa Cruz and has a love for all things on wheels, I thought it made sense for her to have one of their classic logo shirts. It’s her favorite pajama top.

It is a little anachronistic, since the logo was designed in 1978 and the scene happens in 1974, but fuck it.