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Played a casual match in Team Fortress 2 today and there was a medic player named MEDIC GAMING, this guy had a thick German accent and blasted bass boosted Medic theme in voice chat every time he ubered Heavy. This was the TF2 experience of all time, I swear.
I NEED priest Spy and Medic so desperately… I need them to tell me to get on my knees and worship
"Can you come down please, so we can speak?"
Elli timidly made his way over in his pajamas.
"S-sorry. I can't have guests right now. Or, I'm not meant to. Besides, if Medic found out that I had been let out, or you'd been let in-!"
OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS
Feel free to send me asks!
How would the mercs be like on a vacation in Rome, Italy?
Ok, haven’t done any of these in a while!
Demo: OHMYGOD THERE IS SO MUCH WINE HERE! Also, he is determined to find a Chimera and slay it. He plans on slaying all the mythical creatures of the world.
Engie: Such architecture! The food! The history! He is going all out tourist, pulling out all the stops. Nose white with sunscreen, camera hanging from his neck, map in one hand, Italian to English dictionary in the other. Oh yeah. He looks like a dad on vacation.
Heavy: His large appetite is admired by most, feared by the weak. Much like Engie, he admires the architecture and history, but is more laid back about it.
Medic: SO MANY BIRDS!!!! He has to be physically restrained from trying to toss bread to the pigeons, even as he is already covered in them. Sure he finds the architecture interesting, and the food delicious, but when he goes to the coliseum he goes fucking apeshit. He loves it’s brutal history.
Pyro: Food! Yummy, delicious, mouth watering food! He could care less about the architecture and history. The only way he is leaving is if someone rolls him out.
Scout: He… doesn’t get it. There’s a bunch of old ass buildings, and the pizza doesn’t even look like pizza. Sure the food is good, but he unabashedly tells everyone his ma makes it better. Although, he does dig those Italian ladies 😏
Sniper: He’s much like Heavy in the sense that he appreciates the history and architecture, but he doesn’t go ham on the food like Heavy does. He’s more into leasurely strolls along the streets.
Soldier: Soldier makes it very clear that he hates it. It is not American. Nothing about it is American. The only thing he likes is the coliseum, that is until he finds out people don’t fight in it anymore.
Spy: He, of course, speaks fluent Italian. He only dines in the nicest of restaurants and cafes, enjoys his post dinner coffees, and enjoys people watching.
Mercs with a s/o who has an accent but is kinda sensitive/defensive about it?(they were teased a lot about it growing up. By everyone)
Homie, you do realize ALL OF THESE GUYS have an accent, right? I’m still going to do this one, but it will get pretty repetitive.
Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic: Team I-Have-An-Accent-Too-And-I-Will-Help-You-Feel-More-At-Ease-With-Your-Own-And-If-Anyone-Makes-Fun-Of-You-I-Will-Punch-A-Motherfucker
Sniper,Spy: Team I-Will-Playfully-Tease-You-But-Make-Sure-You-Know-I-Love-It-And-You-And-I-Will-Also-Punch-A-Motherfucker
Soldier: Team As-Long-As-You-Believe-In-The-American-Spirit-I-Don’t-Care-But-I-Too-Will-Also-Punch-A-Motherfucker
Pyro: Team Hardly-Anyone-Understands-Me-And-I-Love-To-Hear-You-And-I-Will-Also-Punch-A-Motherfucker
Scout: Team I-Will-Openly-Tease-While-Exaggerating-My-Own-Accent-To-The-Point-Even-I-Can-Barely-Understand-Myself-And-Will-Make-Sure-You-Know-That-I-Will-Punch-A-Motherfucker
Been gone for ages. Probably not going to be as active as I used to be. But hey, have this
