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Hey guys, I’m flat broke! Do you know what that means?
COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!
PRICING:
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Here are some samples of what I’ve done!
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i have been getting into the warhammer books... im reading the Horus heresy books now im 7 books in, love them to death, and that sounds like many books right? NO THERES FUCKING LIKE 64 I THINK!!!! IM COOKED. WHY DID THESE HAVE TO BE SO GOOD NOW I HAVE TO SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON THIS SHIT AGHHHHHHH. oh and i have the infinite and the divine on my shelf the bookstore dude said that it was cool d: tldr: im going to go broke because these books are to good :(
RECOMENDATIONS ARE WELCOME I WANT MORE!!! RAH
I’ve been using my boyfriend’s Audible subscription to listen to them (I drive for a living so it’s very helpful listening to the audiobook), but check your local library. If they don’t have it, they can get it. Worst case scenario you have to wait a week or two for them to get the book.
There are also apps such as Hoopla and Libby where as long as you have a library card, you have access to just about every book in existence to read on your phone for free
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck
The good luck post! \o/
So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
can ppl pls reblog this version
Well damn. I was also like wtf is this stupid slime tank and then I read the rest and my mind got blown
Also, I'm curious if these could be placed in war zones where people live, to combat the pollutants generated by exploding shit. Like, Iraq & Afghanistan is still contaminated with toxic dust from all the depleted-uranium tipped armor-piercing bullets fired ~30 years ago.
Быстрый скетч с дядей вулканом 🦎🦎🦎💥
Кстати, было бы вам интересно смотреть спидпейнты ? Или поэтапные моменты арта по типу - от скетча до финала ?
I AM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS
It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.
Sometimes I say shit and still have no idea what came out of my mouth. That’s between you and god
What If Passion over Perfection was a person?
Rest in Piece, John Blanche.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Inspired by that post about primarch wives having weird behaviour while pregnant:
Lady Curze/Lady Sanguinius starts having cravings for raw meat while pregnant. Sanguinius is devastated, overthinking the red thirst, being a monster, etc. Meanwhile somewhere else in the galaxy Konrad Curze is kicking down a door (it's not even locked. He just enters like that) carrying a comically large and dripping sack on his back and wide grin going "HOOOONEY I'M HOOOOOOOME".
(This WAS meant as them having separate wives but it's almost funnier if they have the same wife and the same woman has to deal with these two wildly different reactions from them. So pick whatever version you prefer.)
Then it turns out it has literally nothing to do with who the father is and the woman/women in question just has/have a mild iron deficiency or something.
Sanguinius would be terrifed.
Curze would be overjoyed.
Lady Curze/Lady of the Blood Angels: "I just want a rare steak! I don't want to eat people!"
Took a primarch test
Huh
This explains a lot
Considering my obsession with ORDNUNG! order and efficient time management, I shouldn't have been surprised... but for Throne's sake, I'm Rob!
PS: the test is here
I like how we didn't get the ones we post most about 🤣🤣🤣 (or rather, their sons)
But I don't complain, it checks out
Honestly I can't complain about getting Vulkan, I do love the big papa dragon! Tho I did get 70% on Guilliman and Dorn which is fitting as well.
I am not complaining ;) Second highest is Guilliman, of course...
Aww I love love LOVE Dorn 🥺❤️❤️❤️
I got Lion El’Jonson, my least favourite primarch.
I got Vulkan. Cool! But second place was Lion, which…how do Vulkan and Lion have enough in common to be first and second place?!
Looks like a riddle for you to solve >:3c
It's so over, Magnus isn't even on the list.
Those are the loyalists!
Here's the quiz for the traitors
The test for Space Marine chapters is here!
I’m so proud of myself
Anyone here good at statistics?
A little, depending on the number of variables. I would gladly offer any services you may need, my Lord
Tell me honestly.
What are our odds?
Based on these variables:
-There are roughly 1 million loyal Astartes, somewhere between tens of billions and hundreds of billions of loyal troops, a few thousand Vigil Indomitus, as well as hundreds of millions to a few billions Sisters of Battle.
-About 95% of the tens on billions to trillions of Necrons are in stasis, bringing that down to hundreds of millions to tens of billions active Necrons.
-A rather daunting number of Orks.
-A few trillion Eldar including the Dark Eldar, Exodites, Harlequins, and Craft World Eldar.
-A basically limitless number of Tyranids.
-Hundreds of thousands to a few million Chaos Marines.
-The forces of the Chaos Gods.
With those variables in mind, there is also the factor of all these forces hating each other and trying to kill the other. The Eldar are dwindling, the Orks also fight amongst themselves, as do the Chaos Gods. If the enemy forces were all allied with one another, we would stand no chance, my Lord.
However, considering they are all at war with eachother and in some cases with themselves, I do see about a 65% chance of total dominance, though it will be bloody and our forces will be severely thinned out. Our odds of success would increase if Jaghatai Khan, Leman Russ, and Vulkan were returned, as they would likely bring a new age to their chapters. Their return would bring the chances up to about 70-75%, though our forces would still be very much depleted.
That being said, if there were a way to fully heal The Emperor, I truly believe our chances would be brought to 95-100% success. His return would mean that it is possible to create new gene seeds as well as his indomitable strength, wisdom, and psychic abilities.
My calculations are not perfect, my Lord, but I do truly believe that this is not a hopeless battle.
Good job, scribe. Your report is appreciated and will be a point of reference for future planning.
Anyone here good at statistics?
A little, depending on the number of variables. I would gladly offer any services you may need, my Lord
Tell me honestly.
What are our odds?
Based on these variables:
-There are roughly 1 million loyal Astartes, somewhere between tens of billions and hundreds of billions of loyal troops, a few thousand Vigil Indomitus, as well as hundreds of millions to a few billions Sisters of Battle.
-About 95% of the tens on billions to trillions of Necrons are in stasis, bringing that down to hundreds of millions to tens of billions active Necrons.
-A rather daunting number of Orks.
-A few trillion Eldar including the Dark Eldar, Exodites, Harlequins, and Craft World Eldar.
-A basically limitless number of Tyranids.
-Hundreds of thousands to a few million Chaos Marines.
-The forces of the Chaos Gods.
With those variables in mind, there is also the factor of all these forces hating each other and trying to kill the other. The Eldar are dwindling, the Orks also fight amongst themselves, as do the Chaos Gods. If the enemy forces were all allied with one another, we would stand no chance, my Lord.
However, considering they are all at war with eachother and in some cases with themselves, I do see about a 65% chance of total dominance, though it will be bloody and our forces will be severely thinned out. Our odds of success would increase if Jaghatai Khan, Leman Russ, and Vulkan were returned, as they would likely bring a new age to their chapters. Their return would bring the chances up to about 70-75%, though our forces would still be very much depleted.
That being said, if there were a way to fully heal The Emperor, I truly believe our chances would be brought to 95-100% success. His return would mean that it is possible to create new gene seeds as well as his indomitable strength, wisdom, and psychic abilities.
My calculations are not perfect, my Lord, but I do truly believe that this is not a hopeless battle.
A very cutieful commission of Zevlor for @duckie19 💖✨💖
Anyone here good at statistics?
A little, depending on the number of variables. I would gladly offer any services you may need, my Lord
Holy shit I was watching YouTube and an ad came on for a glucose monitor that doesn’t need blood, and I wasn’t really paying attention because neither I nor anyone I interact with regularly enough to bring the product up has diabetes. HOWEVER at the end I happened to glance at the screen and saw THEY USED AN AI VIDEO OF A DOCTOR TO RECOMMEND THE PRODUCT.
I wish I could find it but the ad auto skipped to the next one before I could get any further information, and now I can’t find it even looking for the ad. I could tell it was ai because the mouth and the words weren’t quite lined up and the voice was that of a young man and the “doctor” was clearly old. I don’t even know how to properly warn anyone because I didn’t catch the brand name, and I’m kicking myself for not paying attention.
If you or a loved one has diabetes, I guess all I can say is make sure it is actually recommended by a doctor and not any of this ai nonsense. Please be careful out there.
Edit: I GOT THE AD AGAIN! The brand is called Pryxo and I was able to pause it and get a screenshot.
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post