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Imp my ride.

Impslapped. Podpopped.

For Reasons.

A Lady's Guide to Picking Up Very Fine Gentlemen Game of Thrones Style.

1. Be his twin sister. Nothing says forbidden like his womb-mate. You'll never have competition.

2. Hatch dragons. For some extra steamy foreplay, the possibilities are endless.

3. Eat an apple. You never know when he'll take off his shirt and start smithing for you.

4. Propose a threesome. Extra limbs are always welcome in his bed.

5. Saw off soldiers' feet. Show that you are good with bones and can deal with fluids.

6. If he knows nothing, try bondage. If he still knows nothing, dry hump him.

Xaro: My vault is Valaryian stone; the greatest locksmiths and thieves couldn't break into it. The only thing that opens my vault is this key.

Kovarro: Challenge accepted.

Margaery Tyrell, popcorn bag extraordinaire.

Margaery: My husband is my beard and I am my husband's beard.

Joffrey: Ser Ilyn, bring him my head.

What happens when ridiculously photogenic guy comes to Kings Landing.

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