Iris was visiting barry at work, when she ran into her dad.
“Hey...dad” iris said slowly. “what are you doing here?” she asked.
Joe looked at her confused. “iris, did you forget I work here?”
“ Yeah...yeah, um, where is...ba...ba..barry?” she coughed at the end.
Joe began to worry. “he is in his lab, why?”
Iris walked straight upstairs without another word. joe just got even more worried.
“Barry” iris yelled. Barry switched his attention from his computer to her.
“hey iris!” he said smiling.
“I cant do this” she said walking to him. Barry started to worry, even more!
“I am addicted, to you” she said, clinching her fist.
“I cant work, because I rather be with you, and after last night, I ...all I want to do is have sex right now, I had no idea you could do that, I love you barry, for you1 and its not just all about sex, and we know that bad damn you are a fucking magical prince, and after last night I cant, its just, barry, I”
barry grinned. “I am magical iris” he said, pulling her to his lap.
1. they left the door cracked.
Iris kissed him deeply. “ I love you barry”
“take it all off, I don't care what happens, I need you! now”
“patience, iris” he said grinning. he picked her up, and pushed her up against the wall, rubbing her back and thighs.
“mmmm, barry” she moaned. the two walked all of the place, tripping up things, making things fall to the floor, and damn, they did not care, because all they wanted was each other.
Barry took off their sweaters, and shoes, and pushed her with his lips harder, and they both fell on the floor, still kissing, right behind the desk.
Joe was talking with Singh when everyone heard a loud thump from upstairs.
“barry” Joe and Singh said. they started running up the stairs.
“Oh my god iris” barry moaned.
“Barry, where are you?” Singh yelled,entering his lab.
barry and iris panicked as they quickly cleaned themselves up. “Hi!” barry yelled.
“what the hell are you doing Allen?”
iris quickly came up, smiling as well. “dad, hi!” she said. Barry's hair was a mess, iris looked like a hot sweaty pretty mess, and damn, it was so clear.
“What?! nothing, we were not having sex” barry said smiling weirdly.
“yeah, we were not having any type of new form of sex, that we discovered” iris said, feeling bad at her bad word choice.
Joe all but fainted, as he almost fell back Singh sighed.
“YOU DID WHAT?” joe yelled.
“their adults, very horny ones, lets go, Allen you can have the day off, just be back tomorrow no later than an hour, or two if its that good” he said walking out.
“Babe, we can try that new sex thing” Iris said, kissing him,
“Yeah, and maybe I can eat you again, much deep than last night” barry said as he cupped her but.
“ and maybe I can give you a iris job” she said, moving her hands down to his length, unzipping it when she suddenly felt breath on her neck, joe had somehow walked over faster then they have noticed, and he was stirring them down.
The two jumped. “JOE!” they yelled.
“the hell? please, leave before I have a panic attack” joe said. “ I love you, together, but you guys talk to much detail” joe patted his head with a wipe.
Iris and barry smiled. “maybe we can do it on the kitchen counter” barry said.
“we already tried that, what about the floor”
“just did, what about... no pillows, No the bathroom!” iris said.
“How about the car?” iris said, kissing him as he kissed her.
“I AM NEVER GONNA EAT IN YOUR HOUSE, ANYMORE IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT, DAMN, HAVE YOU DONE IT ON THE STOVE AS WELL? OR HAVE YOU DONE IT IN THE CLOSET? DAMN!” joe yelled.
“OMG, lets have sex in the closet, with the low light lamp”
“but then I cant see where to suck your-”
“iris, I wanna see you come, or maybe heard you, that does sound like fun, then we can do the vibrating thing, and I can relase-”
“Bear! iris, please for the love of my ears!!” cisco yelled as he walked in. “Your so loud!”
they all turned around. “what?”
“yo iris, barry , gosh, please, I am on joes side!” he said.
iris and barry grinned as they walked out.