Oct 28, 2020
[After a lot of encouragement by Lanney]
Thad: Hello miss, have you ever been arrested? Because-
Athanasia: Yes, how could you tell?
Thad: Oh um.. I was going to say because it’s illegal to be that cute, but now I’m curious.
Athanasia: High treason, serial killings, and breaking a national criminal out of prison.
Thad:...
Athanasia: How about you Mr. Handsome? Anyone ever arrest you for being that cute?
Thad, turning pink: I don’t know how you managed to turn this on me...
Athanasia: Well you didn’t answer my question.
Thad: I was never arrested but I was slowed down to a near stop for murder then placed in a museum.
Athanasia: That makes sense. That is where the art belongs.
Thad: Fuck this, I’m never trying to flirt with a bat again.