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DC is a Poly Mess Cast and Ships

(@redhoodiejt) Here is the full list of the ships and main characters of the poly mess! I am happy to clarify and answer any questions that may arise from the list. This list will be added to as this AU expands. Many of the children seen on the list are children who are had later in the timeline, but their parent’s relationships listed are according to present timeline.

(Small Key: multiple characters listed in one partner line means that all characters in that line are in a relationship. “A.” is short for adopted. Character relations are put in parenthesis.)

Kory: Does anyone want to be in love so we can split the rent?

Roy: You need a minimum of a three person polycule to live comfortably these days.

Jason: Right? Monogamy? In this economy??

#joyfire #koriandr #kory anders #roy harper #jason todd #jayroy #royjay #roykori #jaykori #starfire #arsenal #red hood #red hood and the outlaws #rhato #red hood/arsenal

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Barry: Why didn’t you just say that’s what you’re afraid of?

Oliver: It's not exactly something you say to people. 'Hi, nice to meet you, I have a fear of commitment and emotional intimacy, how's it going?'!

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Oliver: My type is blonde hair, blue eyes, fast but always late, filled with hope and kindness, incredibly oblivious...

Barry: Wow that really sounds like me. Too bad you have a crush on whatever guy you’re talking about.

Oliver: Did I mention incredibly oblivious?

Barry: Yes.

Oliver: Good.

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(Going to start reblogging my other Olivarry posts to here)

#olivarry #oliver queen #barry allen

Barry: I think it’s time we result to Plan B!

Len: We have a Plan B?

[something explodes close by]

Oliver: No but I think it’s time we get one!

Len, powering up his gun as he grumbles: This is why you always throw away the plan.

#barry allen #leonard snart #len snart #oliver queen #coldflash #olivarry #coldflarrow #flash #the flash #captain cold #green arrow

Helena: So, what’s both of your type?

Dinah: Black hair, blue eyes

Barbara: Has a thing for purple and cross bows

Dinah: Has a vendetta against the Gotham Mafia and organized crime.

Barbara: Incredibly oblivious and emotionally inapt.

Helena: Wow, that sounds a lot like me. Too bad you two are already married.

Barbara: I did mention incredibly oblivious and emotionally inapt right?

Helena: Yeah?

Barbara: Good good.

#birds of prey #helena bertinelli #dinah lance #barbara gorden #dinahbabs #helenababs #dinahelena #huntress #black canary #batgril #oracle

Assistant: Mr. Wayne? You have a visitor.

Bruce: If it’s Clark just tell him I need to cancle lunch but he and Diana should go ahead still.

Assistant: Actually sir, it’s your wife.

Bruce: Tell Selina to go to the party without me but you be on her best behavior.

Assistant: Your other wife... sir.

Bruce:

Bruce: How many victims?

#bruce wayne #clark kent #diana prince #selina kyle #talia al ghul #superbat #wonderbat #superwonderbat #batcat #brutalia #demonbatcat #batman #superman #wonder woman #catwoman

[Adventures in the Team Arrow/Flash and getting drunk in public]

~~~

Iris: Hey, are you okay?

Felicity, very drunk, after a second of staring at her: You’re really pretty. Can I date you?

Iris, trying not to laugh: I don’t know...

Felicity: If you have girlfriend or boyfriend I respect.

Iris: Felicity, you’re my girlfriend.

Felicity: I am? Fuck yeah!

Barry laughing in the backgroud: Jesus christ...

~~~

Oliver: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Tommy: You asked Barry if he was single.

Oliver: Yeah so? Barry is my husband.

Tommy: Yeah, well you cried when he said he wasn’t!

~~~

Dinah, very drunk standing on a table:

Dinah, pointing to Barbara: That’s my girlfriend motherfuckers!

Barbara: Your wife honey.

Dinah: My wife? Even better!

~~~

Cisco, very drunk, pulling back from kissing Ray: Wait no, I have a boyfriend.

Ray, his boyfriend, also very drunk: Shit, so do I! Sorry.

Team Arrow:

Team Flash:

Barry: I’m going to tell them.

Felicity: Don’t you dare!

Bruce: Good morning.

Talia: Good morning.

Selina: Good morning.

Diana and Clark, who came over for breakfast for once:

Diana: Good morning?

Clark: You all sound like robots. Maybe try spicing it up a bit.

Hal, bursting into the dining room: Morning motherfuckers!

Clark: Never mind.

[After a lot of encouragement by Lanney]

Thad: Hello miss, have you ever been arrested? Because-

Athanasia: Yes, how could you tell?

Thad: Oh um.. I was going to say because it’s illegal to be that cute, but now I’m curious.

Athanasia: High treason, serial killings, and breaking a national criminal out of prison.

Thad:...

Athanasia: How about you Mr. Handsome? Anyone ever arrest you for being that cute?

Thad, turning pink: I don’t know how you managed to turn this on me...

Athanasia: Well you didn’t answer my question.

Thad: I was never arrested but I was slowed down to a near stop for murder then placed in a museum.

Athanasia: That makes sense. That is where the art belongs.

Thad: Fuck this, I’m never trying to flirt with a bat again.

#thaddeus thawne #thad thawne #athanasia al ghul #athanasia wayne #thadasia #thadlanasia #inertia #red bat #batfam #flashfam #jon lane kent

[on patrol while Red Hood is talking across the rooftop in the comms line]

Joker’s Daughter, swinging her legs on the edge: If we all happened to fall off the roof, who do you think Hood would catch first?

Clown Hunter and Scarlet: *exchange a galnce*

Scarlet: It would probably depend on how long it took for him to notice.

CH: Does this theoretical not include other bats that might be in the area?

JD, shrugs: Probably not. I mean, he’s the only one visibly here.

Scarlet, clipping on a disguised grapnel-line: Well, there’s only one way to find out. Make sure your lines are secure.

[A minute later, on a different roof top after Red Hood caught all three after only a few yards of free fall]

CH: In our defense, we were left unsupervised.

RH: I was literally on the rooftop with you!! Why are all my children so smart but so dumb?!

#jason todd #duela dent #sasha #bao pham #red hood #jokers daughter #scarlet #clown hunter #clownhunter #joker war #batfam #red hood/arsenal #red hood generation outlaw #red hood and the outlaws #rhato

Jamie: What is that? Let me see what you have.

Paprika: A knife!

Jamie, running after her: NO!

#jamie reyes #paprika allen-reyes #blue beatle #bluepulse #impulse #bart allen #source: vine

I have come from your other blog to request a cast/ship list pretty please

Of course! I’m going to put the outlaws cast/ships here in a mini list since this au does mostly revolve around them, but I’ll have the actual list posed tonight when I have access to my computer. (Note this list does not include ships that happened in the past)

Outlaws:

Jason Wayne-Knight (Red Hood)

Roy Harper (Arsenal)

Koriand’r, Kory Anders (Starfire)

Artemis Grace

Brice Grace-Knight (Bizzaro)

Essence

Rose Wilson (Ravager)

Eddie Bloomberg (Red Devil)

Other:

Kyle Rayner (White/Green Lantern)

Zachary Zatara

Jade Nguyen (Cheshire)

Rachel Roth (Raven)

Connor Hawke (Green Arrow)

Dick Grayson (Nightwing I)

Ships:

Jason/Roy (Soulbond/Married through All-Caste)

Jason/Roy/Kory

Jason/Kyle (Married)

Jason/Eddie

Jason/Roy/Jade

Kory/Rachel (Married)

Eddie/Zachary (Married)

Eddie/Rose

Kyle/Connor

Artemis/Rose (Married)

Brice/Angelique

Kids:

Mari Grayson-Anders (Dick and Kory)

Lian Harper (Roy and Jade)

Sasha Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Duela Dent-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Brice “Biz” Grace-Knight (Adopted, Jason and Artemis)

Bao Pham (Adopted, Jason)

Maria Bloomberg-Knight (Jason and Eddie)

Alf Rayner-Knight (Jason and Kyle)

Catherine Harper-Knight (Jason and Roy)

Eliand’r, Elizabeth Anders-Knight (Jason and Kory)

Miriam Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Bay Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Clara Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Dev Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Nay Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Caden Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

Reiser Wayne-Knight (Adopted, Jason)

(More to be added as the au progresses)

[Damian and Chris standing in front of a burning building in their suits]

Damian: I don't know Chris, what do you think?

Chris: Depends, do you want to hear this from your best friend, your brother-in-law, or the man your boyfriend married?

Damian: Um, best friend.

Chris: That was awesome.

Damian: Okay, as the man my boyfriend married?

Chris: I'm getting really concerned about your unhealthy coping mechanisms.

Damian: As my brother-in-law...?

Chris: Still trying to decide if I want you anywhere near Jon.

Damian: Okay fine, what does Nightwing think?

Nightwing: You're a dumbass.

#damian wayne #chris kent #batman #robin #robin v #nightwing #damijon #damicolin #chriscolin #damiancolin #superbros

Jason: Bruce, you have so many kids. I think you have a problem.

Bruce, looking at Biz, Sasha, Bao, Duela, Maria, Alf, Cathy, Elizabeth, Miriam, Bay, Clara, Dev, Nay, Caden, Reiser, Lian, and Mari:

Bruce: Yeah. I’m the one with the problem.

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