The IDEAL candidate for an Artemis/Apollo threesome is Thalia, 100%. She’s already sworn loyalty to Artemis AND is canonically into Apollo (thinks he’s hot). Id imagine Apollo fucking her behind his sisters back and the two of them getting caught in the act, but instead of chewing them out Artemis calmly rolls up like “oh, so you think you can please her better than me?” And Thalia gets passed around until her bisexual brain melts
BAHAHAH thalia is living her best life rn
if artemis uses the strap then she's still technically a virgin so its okay its okay trust










