#that doesn't really work

[krawdad]

"Wait you know about these guys?"

"Yeah, for a while. I was considering working with them."

"Ohh. I've written shows for them. They're kind of huge dicks."

(Crushingly disappointed but perfectly deadpan) "At this point I guess it's on me for not just assuming that."

[form-and-void]

Anybody got tips for brushing a cat's teeth because this boy has got trash breath and he's very squirmy

Dental treats aren't an option, he doesn't seem to understand the concept of or have any interest in treats

[too-asexy]

I realized a thing... Semantics suck...

So for the last year I’ve been trying to figure out where the heck I lie on the romantic spectrum... I kept asking myself whether or not what I felt for the last guy I dated qualified as “romantic attraction”...

The other day I thought about it differently... I thought “Am I comfortable describing what I felt for him (or anyone else) as ‘romantic’”. My immediate answer was “HELLS NO!”... In that one rewording I realized I was aro or on the aro-spectrum... Finally, some bloody peace of mind!

I told the guy I thought had a thing for me about this (he already knew I was asexual) and he asked some questions and was like “I’d be ok with [you being aromantic]”. We’ve been dating for about a month now :)

Moral of the story: Good people exist and don’t stress about labels - sometimes things just click at 6:30 in the morning when you can’t sleep!

[ssherlock]

I think today is a good day for reading fanfictions

[borasco]

i know i'm blowing this a little out of proportion but i'm seriously going to call all of my tough manly friends if you don't give me a free refill and we will bURN DOWN THIS ESTABLISHMENT

[defira85]

They decided the laptop was warm and good for sleeping on. I managed to convince them otherwise. The compromise was absurdly cute.