#that is how

[bara-swaps]

You seem like a fun time, to swap with tbh.

Who me? I’d just play video games after gooning in your body

Whatever 👻

[spilledmilkfkdies]

For the fanfic req, would love to see the wizards discussing their next action plan after the white circle weakens them and they realise Duman is falling ill

Jester <3 Bestie <3 You <3

Deranged take, but I'm of the firm believe that Duman's health was on a steady decline way before episode 21 and whatever happened offscreen during their absence was not the definitive moment where he became unwell. BUT for the sake of dramatic realisation, I made it even more sudden-ish, this takes place like right after episode 16 and I mean RIGHT after.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[fandomobsessedwriter]

That is how

ok never written a series before, i hope i do my idea justice. also no hate against danneel, in this she died a few years ago. also i do not know the extent of a four year olds vocabuary 

you had lived in texas for a few years with your best friend,who younow lived with, if you asked any one who knew you they would all say that you moved here to help with your career but really it was because you were fed up with waiting ages to watch your tv shows were in america it comes out early. 

you had walked about twenty minutes to get to the shop it was a nice shop, big, quite, cool, for some reason you really enjoyed walking around the shop, you had a basketful of shopping, you had reached the end of your playlist so but didnt bother to restart it, walking at the ends of all the isles that when you heard it “your not my dad”, it looked like a stropping kid and their parent but that comment proved otherwise.

 you walk up to them and kneel down to the kid and pull him into a hug and say “there you are buddy, ive been looking everywhere for you” you pick him up and hold him to your hip, “thank you sir, i was hoping someone was taking him to the front ofiice” you pull you phone from  your back pocket and smile at the sick man before taking a very dashing picture of him and leaning in close “leave now or i will call the police for trying to kidnap a kid in a public place” he turns and walks away muttering under his breath.

you put the kid down and ask if he was ok, he nods, “stay here, do not move until i come back” you tell the kid and rush after the man who was just leaving the shop, you dont go up to the man but you do take a picture of his number plate. you go back up to the kid who hadnt moved an inch since you left him. you kneel down once again “ wheres your parent?” he just shrugs his shoulders “ok, do you want  me to help you find them?” all he said was “im not allowed to leave with strangers” damn, who ever taught the kid this stuff is a good parent.

“ok, im y/n, i will not make you go any where with me but i do not want to leave you on your own, is that ok?” 

“im zepplin, and i wanna find dad” zepplin, thats quite a unique name, where have i heard it before?

he picks your hand up and pulls you along each isle to find his dad, he stops and shakes his little legs “do you want to sit on my shoulders, so you can see your dad easier” he opens his arms to you.

you walk around a few more isles before zepplin  points to a tall man facing the other way to you put him down so he  can rush over to his dad, you follow the kid just to make sure it is actually his dad. the man spins round and you get a glimpse of the mans face, you freeze, you know where you had heard the name before, zepplin was jensen ackles son, you had helped jensen ackles son, jensen turns to you and smiles.

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ok since it was it was my birthday yesterday i was feeling nice so i wrote this today instead three weeks from now, if i get enough notes and stuff i might start to use a schedule but ill probably write when i want to so i hope you enjoyed. x 

[rukia-writes]

How would Eren k react to a woman who is dummy thicc?

Kruger:

[berumafun]

WANNA HEAR A STORY?

So this was back in highschool. I poured out a cup of milk, and it looked completely normal, still had over a week before expiry date. I took a sip, and you know, it tasted kind of off. So I took a second sip and it still tasted strange???

I took my cup of milk and made my brother try it. My brother is 16 years older than me, legit double my age in when I was in HS. He was also stumped. We were in the kitchen, so my mom was there too. We caused such a commotion that she was like omg, just leave the cup of milk. I’ll drink it later. 

When that later came, my mom took one sip and called my brother and me idiots. Milk was clearly spoiled akjsdbaksdbaks.

[miscriont]

Me: Okay, we've read some of the criticisms of Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them, so I'm gonna watch this movie with an objective eye and form my own opinion

Also me: *sobbing hysterically five minutes in because Newt Scamander just really loves his creatures and wants to share what he's learned with everyone okay there is nothing dangerous in that case--

[fandomobsessedwriter]

that is how (pt. 2)

ok so originally this was supposed to be one part but i thought it was too long. 

jensen turns to you ad smiles.

he laughs a deep, short, hearty, laugh. it was your idea of heaven. you shake your head, snapping yourself out of a trance, you pull your phone out and clicked on your photos “ok,” you say clicking on the photo with the license plate “umm I'm gonna call the police ‘cause this man was trying to take your kid and I'm sure that they would like to talk to your kid, sir, or you could leave so they don't realise its you but ill still report him” he doesn't seem to notice you talking to him, he runs his hand through his hair and keeps muttering under his breath something like “i should've been there, shouldn't of lost him in the first place”

“Mr Ackles, it wasn't your fault, it could've happened to any one but the thing to focus on is that you still have your kid and he's fine” at that moment your phone starts to ring, you excuse yourself to answer “heyy,” you say to your roomate, who is also your best friend “i did a bad thing” she says getting quieter at the end of the sentence “what did you do?” you ask with a hint of laughter in your tone 

“ummmm,”this question has you worried now, you start pacing in the little room you have “wellll i may of set the kitchen on fire”

you stop breathing for a moment “you  did WHAT?!,” you get a few strange looks from people around you “oh my god, please tell me you put it out, i have to come home now ill see you in twenty minutes or less” jensen puts his hand on your shoulder to stop you pacing “is everything all right?” 

“no,” you say unable to stop yourself “my roomate set fire to the kitchen and shes terrible at doing anything sensible and i walked here and ughhh” you cant even finish your sentence before tears prick your eyes, you wipe at your eyes trying not to cry infront of jensen ackles “ok, how about i drive you and im not taking no as an answer” you give him a half chuckle as an answer.

you pull up to your apartment, happy to see that all of its not in flames.

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ok so ive had a really shitty morning and this was all i could get myself to write.  sorry its short, thanks for the support and everything. x