#that shit.

[libraryfag]

educational porn where they explain what everything is in detail

[akuutaguava]

In my bsd theme song era cuz it is literally so good

[softimgyu]

Just came from seeing the Batman.

[fanfictionfaberrycentral]

A couple of hours ago, I was very angry, I took my dogs to the park for an hour, so they don't get stressed, and this lady appears demanding that I keep them, that she was going to call the police.

My dogs are not aggressive, I take them out for an hour a day and this lady comes to me with pure shit on top.

They are full of love, of pure love and this shit comes to fuck them.

That's why the world is made of shit, because beings like that believe that animals have no rights, she are not capable of looking over her noses without judging or simply fucking.

So I told her that my dogs had rights and that they were going to go out to the park because they needed that too and if she shows up just at that time, well, we would end up in a police station, because I was not going to tolerate her shit.

[meteortrails]

WHAT. you need to have real hummus i promise it’s so much better than whatever sad excuse convinced you hummus is bad

it just disturbs me with how smooth it is sometimes.... like fucked up peanut butter or smthn. which is probably an indication that I have only had sad hummus djfjxh. but I will admit I have only had it like once in the last two years so I am open to a reintroduction to hummus

[orangeccreamsicles]

Today kind of sucked.

[bunnyb34r]

Lmaooo

This morning one of the vendor ladies came up to me and asks if I'm single.

Yeah.

Oh how old are you?

[Late 20s]

She was asking bc her son [22] apparently keeps dating "crazy" women and she was telling him ab me bc I seem so sweet.

Apparently he was like "yeah give her my snapchat if shes cute!" Shdgdgdggdf sorry but

1.) Too young for me

2.) I don't have snapchat (haven't in like a decade lmao)

3.) I'm not gonna date someone who's mom set us up. I'm sorry that's just personal preference and nothing against HIM there.

And 4, which is the biggest one, that conversation made me realize how much I prefer being single. Like if I were to start dating, I'd have to explain so much shit ab myself, have to physically go out more, have to expend emotional/mental energy I don't currently have to start and keep up with conversations. I'd have to clean my room for one, if I wanted to have them over. Have to be 💫vulnerable💫 and we all know I hate that. And god that all just sounds so exhausting. Like nah I just want to keep to myself and stay single.

I was then thinking, okay but what if it was a cute girl asking you? And I gotta say, I'd be more willing sggdgdgdgdgdg idk why but it feels like less pressure? Less weight if that makes sense. Still would say no if it was someone under 25 but 25+ cute girl? Way more open to that sgdgdggdgd

Anyways I hope she doesn't like push it and be like "well here's his number" or "this is his instagram". Like mmm no thank you. I'm not really on social media anymore, I'm very introverted, and I don't wanna date someone that much younger than me. It's nice of you to ask, but nah.

I get why snapchat is the leading app though over like hey heres my whole ass personal phone number. You can just unfriend em or whatever, you can see what they look like and vis versa, and it's like what 10 sec limits?

Not for me, but I get it.

Anyway augh sggdgdgd