#that tracks

[qqueenofhades]

The man killed by a US Border Patrol officer in Minneapolis was an ICU nurse, family says

Family members say the man who was killed by a federal officer in Minneapolis was an intensive care nurse at a Department of Veterans Affair

His name was Alex Pretti.

We honor him.

[rum-and-shattered-dreams]

I know a lot of the fandom is enjoying the thought of “Ford fucked the triangle” (I’m not here to sink your ship or anything. Keep having fun.) but I kinda think it’s hilarious if, yes, he did put Bill on a pedestal and pretty much worshipped him but he was also so oblivious (Ace? Aro? “Plansexual”? All of the above?) that he brushed off all of Bill’s advances without even realizing it. That leaves one frustrated and humiliated Bill and one Ford who has to have his family explain to him that the triangle wanted to fuck him and somehow he said no without even noticing.

Mabel jokes that he god-zoned Bill…

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

toff offhandedly joking that will is cheap and never pays for anything (i think he said this on cat’s pod) only for macklin ‘princess treatment’ celebrini to be So Confused bc ??? will pays for everything ??? will doesn’t let mack reach for his own wallet ??? will literally added his card to mack’s phone for mack to use ???

turns out will is only cheap when it comes to people who aren’t his baby 😕

Toff: can you spot me 5$ im short

Will: no.

Mack:*trying to pay for his food*

Will, literally smacking the card from his hand: what are you doing! I've got it mackie dw!

[mivynna]

motherfuckers would always pick a couple of the most codependent star aligned always paralled romantic sexually charged people and then bitch about "bUt We nEed MoRE pLaToNiC cOUplEs on ScReEn. mEn AnD wOmEn cAn bE juST frIeNdS"

like damn, pick someone else, these bitches are IN LOVE

[egberts]

just found out my aunt charlene has a pet squirrel

[incorrectspnforfun]

Sam: I love Gabe. Dean: He murdered multiple people. Sam: Nobody’s perfect.

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Natasha: If you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.  Natasha: Violently spars.  Peter: Violently studies.  Bruce: Violently sleeps.  Thor: Violently drinks.  Steve: Violently eats.  Clint: Violently climbs.  Tony: Violently tinkers.  Loki: Violently murders people.  Thor: Violently worries about the previous statement.