Dec 22, 2020
No, I don't have a crush on u
that one straight girl: So, do you think I'm hot?
me *remembering my gf's face*: not really
Straight girl: *shocked pikachu face*
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No, I don't have a crush on u
that one straight girl: So, do you think I'm hot?
me *remembering my gf's face*: not really
Straight girl: *shocked pikachu face*
LOVE
Me *suspicious*: Why are you being so nice to me?
My Girlfriend: Because I need your help.
My heartbroken ass: I thought you were gonna say because you love me but OKAY.
That Feeling when pt.2
Do you also freak out and delete everything on your phone when your parents ask for it or are you straight ?
Falling...
My Girlfriend: Did it hurt ?
Me *blushing*: When I fell from heaven?!
My girlfriend: No, I saw you fall while coming in. Are you okay ?
Me: ...
My other friends: We ALL saw it...
I'm so gay
Me 98% of my time
Lesbionage
My straight friends: It would be so weird if one of us was attracted to girls.
Me: haha yes...