#thatoneklefkitrainer

[dara-does-everything]

Pelipper Mail: a box of Gigantamix curry and a note:

'Hey Dara, I hope you're feeling better after being mind controlled?! In either case, here's some leftover Gigantamix curry from the market! I'm not sure how familiar you are with curry, but please do not add any berries to this type, or things could go very wrong - Ryak'

@thatoneklefkitrainer

oh thanks ryak :)

u. why cant i had any berries to ti?

[celestial-bronzor]

Pelipper Mail: a packet of gummy sharks, and a note.

'Apparently you're fond of blue food, and this was the bluest I could find at any hypermarket - Ryak'

@thatoneklefkitrainer

Oh sick, thanks dude! Not gonna lie I could probably be persuaded to do just about anything for blue food. I love that stuff.

I'll make sure to enjoy these.

[dara-does-everything]

Pelipper Mail!

A birthday card reading: "Happy Birthday! I've heard you're at the Carnival of Red Roses, but I couldn't find you, so I've just posted your present to you, I hope that's alright. I got it because not only is it an early example of popular children's Pokéliterature, but the setting of the frozen Narnia was inspired by the ever-frozen landscape of Snowbelle. Hope you have a great birthday - Ryak"

The present is a first edition copy of 'The Pyroar, the Froslass and the Wardrobe'.

@thatoneklefkitrainer

oh thank you so much! sorry it took me a while to get around to this!

[dara-does-everything]

Arc, you're Darrin's parallel self? Pro tip: stay as far away from him as you can.

Don't let him even know you exist.

@thatoneklefkitrainer

Yeah, will do. It's a weird feeling, knowing he's out there. Like when you jolt awake in the middle of the night.

And you're Ryak, right? Hopefully I got that. Nice to meet you.

[snaptrapd226]

I can't believe they let another Galarian who moved to Lumiose onto this website. Hey there.

@thatoneklefkitrainer

nobody "let" me on here. i seeped in without anyone's knowledge or permission, like a mold growing in the back of a cupboard.

just because we have our pasts in common doesn't mean we'll automatically be friends, but since i'm curious, i'll bite. how do you feel about lumiose? any survival tips?

[macrocosmos-social]

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@thatoneklefkitrainer

"What a naive child... such black and white thinking. He either can not or will not consider the nuances of the world. I'm not sure there's anything I can do to make him see that circumstances are more complex than he believes, especially since my attempts to show him seem to frustrate him somewhat... that being the case, I'm not entirely sure why he continues to speak with me unprompted. But, far be it from me to refuse the company. He can talk all he wants."