thatpsychowriter tagged me in a thing, and I didn't even notice til now! Because it is so late I will probably not write new questions but I owe it to her to answer the ones she wrote.
1. Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night person. Look at me, it's 2:14 am. Ugh.
2. What are your plans for the future?
Swim from situation to situation the way I've done up til now.
3. Favourite season?
They all have their good/bad points. But winter, I guess. Insects be dead and there's plenty of warm snuggling.
5. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
To unwittingly alert intruders to your presence by accidentally or purposefully being squeaked.
5. Are you completely certain that you, in fact, exist?
Yep. Don't want to not exist, either.
6. Coffee, tea, or the blood of your enemies?
Tea.
7. Are those the whispers of forsaken souls you hear or are they simply your imagination? Surely, they must be your imagination.
Perhaps my imagination can access alternate planes.
8. Remember those future plans you were talking about? Yeah, what about 'em?
9. Will they matter when the masters return and reduce us all to nothingness?
Uh... To me, yeah.
10. Look up. Look down. Look out your window. See it? Well, it sees you. And it senses your fear. Now, how will you kill it?
It is darkness and I have not enough light to kill it.
11. Did you succeed?
I befriended it so that it soothes and guards my sleep. I did not succeed in killing it, but this is a sweeter conquering.








