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Customer: So why can’t you return my shirt? I only used it a few times...

Me internally: BECAUSE THIS A CLOTHING SALES STORE, NOT A CLOTHING RENTAL STORE!!!!

Me: Unfortunately your item is no longer in sellable condition, so I am unable to process your return.

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Do you ever just slow down the return process when taking a return you do not want to take?

Like sure, I’ll return those shoes you used for a year and a half, but I’m going to take my sweet time looking up your return, and I may or may not spend some extra time just hitting random buttons on the register. You’re welcome. Thank you and come again!

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