#thats original

[fris-sucks]

(surprise, i’m still kicking)

[whitegloved]

I will change me.

I am fed up with me. I want to be more genuine. Bigger. Badder. Better.

[zel-duhhh]

Guys hit me up on kik It's triif0rce

[punchtheclockonthenightstand]

im trying to decide how much ppl in trenchcoats solving crimes is homage to like noir detective fiction from the beginning of the maltese falcon

and ppl in trenchcoats solving crimes about supernatural horrors is homage to noir detective fiction from the beginning of time and also i read a lot of hellblazer

the maltese falcon didnt even do shit anyway it was just like a pass for everyone to be shitty for large amounts of money and shoot one another and make sam spade more disillusioned in the cold noir universe which is ok sam spade is basically the original grumpy trenchcoat dude that all other grumpy trenchcoats get their running orders from

adding one more person to the trenchcoat brigade wont make any ripples i suppose

[demonschnauzer]

All my memories are really blurry and I'm not sure if it's because memories are like that or because I had bad vision and now I have contacts

[kingjms]

"you can't hate feminism but think women deserve equal rights!"

[rogerbravoleader]

Best job interview ever.

Interviewer: Are you willing to relocate?

Me: Yes.

I: Are you a US citizen?

M: Nope, F1 student with a Master's degree in Computer Science from a US school and I've been in the country for 7 years.

I: kthanksbye

[newandclassicwho]

So, the first 3 episodes of Series 7 will feature Daleks, dinosaurs and the Wild West? Hmm