I bet c!foolsamponk have a groupchat together n sam sends shitty pick up lines n foolish sends dad jokes just 24/7 and ponk cant leave the groupchat so he has to deal with it

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I bet c!foolsamponk have a groupchat together n sam sends shitty pick up lines n foolish sends dad jokes just 24/7 and ponk cant leave the groupchat so he has to deal with it
hold on like the whole idea that family is the only thing you can depend on and they are the only people you can and should share your deepest secrets with and speaking about family members to others in any unpositive way feels like a betrayal and invokes a deep sense of shame because they love you despite everything but also they will never accept what you want and they will never be happy with what makes you happy and so you suppress parts of yourself and make sacrifices in your life to keep them happy and you do love them but they are hurting you and you yearn for the freedom to just be and so you leave
sam is strong enough that he often treats big dogs like lap dogs, and frequently picks them up to pet and play with them.
i just relized y’all don’t know about samuel (unless u read the dej asks) so here’s some things about my best friend:
ive known him forever
literally since i was born
is my best friend
dumb ass like me
is 6”4’ (ikr)
i’m 5”2’ so i’m baby next to him
will often wait for me to catch up because sHoRT LeGs
will put his arm around me when crossing roads to protect me
also is always on the roadside of the sidewalk for the same reason
great hugs
yesterday (or today depending on ur theory of time) it was his birthday
5 months older than me
loves to taunt me with that fact
gangly boy aka v skinny
so blonde it’s going white already
moviessssssss all the time
actual friends staN
is apparently a legend for mountain biking
all my friends know him as a bike god(?)
for context we live an hour away from each other and don’t go to schools remotely close to each other
so that fact scares me a lot
also has a lot of my friends following him even before i met them
i’m conserned for his sake
sails toppers for britain lol
that also scares me
will not take me out because he’s “stressed about hurting me” (how?)
both grew up learning sign language together
so we speak in sign if we don’t feel like talking
won’t ever cut me off when talking because he knows it annoys me
have i mentioned hugS
actually the nicest person i know and my parents agree
could go on for hours about this boy
*WAILS A THOUSAND SUPERNATURAL TEARS*