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Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Kiana Khansmith
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
macklin celebrini has autism
Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
pixel skylines
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
we're not kids anymore.
seen from Ireland
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seen from Bangladesh
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seen from Kenya
seen from Lebanon
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Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT
I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all
Royalty Meme ♛ [1/5] Books ↳ The Royal Diaries series
The Royal Diaries, an offshoot of Scholastic’s Dear America series, consisted of twenty books published between 1999 and 2005; each book was a fictionalized diary or journal written by the title character—generally a royal or noblewoman between twelve and sixteen. Taken as a whole, the Diaries spanned more than 1500 years and nearly every continent. They are particularly notable for their beautiful covers, though the 2013 re-launch of the series has replaced it with new artwork. A full list of books can be found here.
the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s
“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”
“…we go along with it.”
“Roll performance.”
“…I got a one.”
“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”
“Well I rolled a twenty.”
“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”
“I roll to come up with an escape plan” “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”
Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had
One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it
This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.
history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time.
Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine.
Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s.
When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming.
Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.
Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed
This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.) Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.
looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason
I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes
i’m all panic and no disco
tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.
me: what the hell is wrong with me brain: here’s a repressed memory that explains a lot of things me: Well Lock It Back Up?? Did I Ask For All That????
Ben and Leslie + Ann “There will be a third week. It will be called Friend Week. It will be commemorating this week, the week that my two best friends became each other’s best friends.”
Professor reads out his own “Rate My Professor” reviews. “Should not be allowed to reproduce let alone teach.”
Professor reads out his own “Rate My Professor” reviews. “Should not be allowed to reproduce let alone teach.”
Fic: Finally Found The Boy
Based off my tags on this post: #okay but combine all four: person a works at a coffeeshop #person b works at a flowershop #they start fake dating to cover for person a who’s lied to their parents about meeting their soulmate #but then they do whatever thing reveals soulmates while fake dating and start REAL DATING #THE END
Title from “I Can Hear The Bells.” PG, ~1700 words, mostly fluff. Thanks to skivvy for the soulmate identifying idea!
Kurt brightened when he saw Blaine approaching from across the street, clearly coming over for their mutual fifteen-minute breaks - Kurt’s from the flower shop, and Blaine’s from Starbucks. Blaine always brought over a couple of drinks for them to share, claiming his employee discount was too good not to use, even if he didn’t always have a reason to take advantage of Kurt’s discount in return.
When Blaine entered with his phone pressed against his ear and a frustrated look on his face, however, Kurt became concerned.
“Yeah, Mom, I kn - of course I’m happy for Coop - I actually met my soulmate, too, Mom!” Blaine said. He wasn’t being particularly loud, but his voice rang through the quiet flower shop all the same, taking on an echo in Kurt’s head.
Met my soulmate
Met my soulmate
Met my soulmate
Kurt’s heart sank into the sewers below. He’d known for a few weeks now that Blaine was his soulmate - ever since he heard Blaine laugh at one of his jokes, hearty and genuine. He was hoping that Blaine would hear his Sound in return soon, because he wasn’t sure if Blaine would believe him without proof, but apparently that hope was misplaced.
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Person recording: “Oh my god!” [laughs]
Friend: “Put it back on, my mom’s coming.”
Person recording: “Oh, shit.”
WATCH THIS
I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.
[captions]
Taylor: “So some of my fans know that I have a weird ability of catching things with my mouth; most often grapes. [catches grape in his mouth] One fan mentioned grapes are too easy, so I call this the ‘Fruit Toss Challenge’.”
[music plays in the background]
[Taylor catches a strawberry, and then an avocado. The grapefruit smacks him in the mouth but he does not catch it. Several attempts with bananas are unsuccesful. Another grapefruit smacks him in the face. He laughs and throws it on the ground.]
Taylor: “Get in my mouth! [to the camera] Let’s go!”
[He slaps away a box of strawberries]
Taylor: [irritated] “Not. The box. Of strawberries!”
Friend: “Oh.”
Taylor: [irritated] “One strawberry!”
[watermelon crashes at Taylor’s feet, he gingerly steps back]
Taylor: “Are you kidding me?”
[cake is thrown and smashes into Taylor’s face]
Taylor: “What is this? I thought - [spits out cake]- I thought this was a fruit toss challenge?”
Friend: “It’s a fruitcake.”
Taylor: [incredulous] “Fruitcake?”
Friend: “Yeah, man, fruitcake.”
Taylor: “Unbelievable.”
