#thatsmyjeff

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(at winetasting)

VA: Cheers, everyone!

Jeff: Happy Sunday!

VA: it's Saturday

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Jeff: I'm one of a kind!

VA: You have a twin

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Real life.

[VA walks in on Jeff lying down]

VA: Hi, are you done with work today?

Jeff: Ya

VA: want to take a walk?

Jeff: No, I'm laying down right now

VA: After you're done laying down, we have to look at some houses

Jeff: Okay. Bye-bye. [rolls over to look the other way]

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Boy Band Trivia

Jeff: want to walk outside?

VA: no, it's like 98 degrees

Jeff: but you love that band!

(Silence)

VA: Name ONE song by 98 degrees and I'll go outside

Jeff: you know.. that one that goes... 🎵 Show me the purpose of being something 🎶....

VA: first of all, that song goes 🎵 show me the MEANING of being LONELY🎶... Secondly, that song is by the Backstreet Boys

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Grey's Anatomy = Life

V: Do you know Dr. Bailey?

J: Like from Grey's Anatomy?

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Why you shouldn't vote

VA: [Receives mail that has a jury summons for Jeff. Sends a photo of this piece of mail to Jeff]

Jeff: Oh no. I shouldn't have voted

VA: Lol

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Jeff is a bad American

VA: No plague can stop Jeff from getting this car [sends photo of Jeff and Tesla]

BB: He bought a Tesla?? How much?

BB: You guys are on lockdown now in California!!!

BB: Buying a Tesla is not an essential need!

BB: Misleading article headline. But the whole state is in Shelter in Place. That is not an essential need / purchase!

VA: Yes, a Tesla is not an essential need, but he wanted it, so we bought it. It was like 65k.

Mom: Violating the state law n endangering the fellow citizens. Not a good American!

VA: I will be sure to tell him

VA: You should also stay home from the hospital, Mom. You are old and at risk!

Mom: I am good citizen to help when in need

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To me, power bars are like cookies. I eat cookies sometimes, but not all the time.

Jeff B., 6/4/2019