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[penaltyboxboxbox]

sigh

[gremlinz-yapz]

oh shit

[crttvv]

onr more kity before i have to go

[rpfwasfine]

[convolutedcake]

Sometimes I really understand eldritch gods, like

If you invoke my name in a text or email to me I start vibrating. Deeply unpleasant. Are you mad at me?????? Or are you just middle-aged and think it's polite???? Why are you ending your sentence with my name? PTSD.

[lilyrizzy]

seeing max's discord on pics this weekend reminded me of this & while i have no source to verify it being real i hope it is bc it's hilarious

[cdplayer]

[libertasis-moved]

⍟･ﾟ:* —  @odinsn​​​ said :   >:/

❛ 𝐮𝐡 . . . 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 . . .? ❜   he was just about to sit, but seeing the expression stretch across thor’s features, stopped him in his tracks. in the captain’s hand, was a carton of chocolate milk and in the other, a straw. held up and ready to puncture through the top. he looked at the carton, then back at thor, then back at the carton . . . then right back at thor. lips smacked together, he nervously chuckled.   ❛ . . . i think . . . this was the last one. you’d have to check. ‘m sorry. ❜