#the bobbies

[gollygeedash]

I did Valentines Day doodles for my friends this year! Alynne delivered hugs to (mostly) everyone in Gollyville!

[lemememeringue]

good evening tumblr I have pack bonded with the lil squishy beads that fell out of my arm cushion

they're all named bobby and I love them

[a-ladyofwar]

Why they gotta make this nun so sexy..,,,,.

[electrikel]

Right as rain, right as rain.

I've been a little bit obsessed with We Happy Few as of late. The bobbies. I... adore them. They're just the right amount of goofy and creepy and if it weren't for their violent tendencies, they'd just be the most tremendous lads out there. (I'd bet my last button that some of them care more for peace than whacking people with truncheons. *Cough* Constable Hawtrey *Cough.*)

I'm procrastinating a bit on missing assignments and other things that I really need to get done, but I thought I'd post these here real quick. For shading purposes I like the regular ol' pencil picture more, but I absolutely love the tint in the edited one, and I didn't think there'd be a speck of harm in slappin them both down. Opinions?

(An obligatory request that you please don't repost without permission, but reblogging makes the world go 'round.)

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HOW TO BE HAPPY: A Brief Guide for Citizens [Part 1 of 4]

(I haven’t seen this written out anywhere yet, so I thought it might be useful to the WHF community as a whole to have a full transcript for the We Happy Few Handbook found in the time capsule. SO with no further adieu) 

                                           INTRODUCTION.                                          - BY UNCLE JACK -

If you want to be happy, you’ve come to the right place because Wellington Wells is surely the happiest place on earth! If you do just as everyone else is doing and take your Joy, you’ll have a splendid time!

One of the reasons we’re so happy is that we take Joy to help us forget the past. If you can’t remember the past, then you won’t make the same mistake again! So start thinking of all the fun you can have today!

Our Executive Committee has graciously prepared this little book to help you enjoy life to the fullest. Whatever your interests - gardening, fashion, sports, you name it - your bound to find it in Wellington Wells. 

So as you’re reading this book, be sure to smile at just how lucky we are to be in Wellington Wells, where there are always rainbows after the rain, and no one ever feels hungry or sad. Are you smiling right now? That’s how you can tell you’ve had enough Joy. But just to be sure, why not pop another Joy right now? 

     A BREIF, HAPPY HISTORY OF WELLINGTON WELLS.

Wellington Wells has always been a delightful place! People have been having a splendid time here for centuries.

PAGAN BRITAIN.      Wellington Wells boast an ancient henge, which local scholars believe to have been the site of much prehistoric merriment. Until recently, people wrongfully believed the pagans practiced human sacrifice here, but we now know their rituals was more like a game of duck-duck-goose. 

DARK AGES.      Very little is known about the Dark Ages, as very little was written down during this time - perhaps because it was too dark to see to write. However, archaeologists have discovered evidence of a medieval tavern on Rat Holm, so we know that Dark Age Wellies already knew how to have a good time!

NORMAN CONQUEST.      William the Conqueror came to England in 1066, most likely because he was bored with France and its rich sauces. A little known fact: many people believe William the Conqueror’s name was Norman, but it’s actually William. Be sure to impress your friends with this tidbit!

TUDOR ERA.      The Tudor period is best known for it’s quaint half-timbre architecture and the easing of divorce regulations - both of which we can still enjoy today.

THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION.      The name says it all, doesn’t it?

VICTORIAN ERA.      Queen Victoria is famous for being easily amused - at least, that is what local scholars believe. Many of our loveliest buildings in the Parade date to the Victorian era. Queen Victoria loved parades. At least, we think she did. At any rate, we love a good parade, don’t we?

20TH CENTURY.      From the turn-of-the-century through the 1930s, Britain enjoyed decades of great progress. The 1950s are an even more impressive golden age of technology - most notably with the inventions of Joy and Motilene. ( Very little is known about the 1940s, because it was much too long ago for anybody to remember! )

                    HAPPY WELLIES AREN’T ALL ALIKE!

Citizens of Wellington Wells have a variety of hobbies and interest that keep them feeling chipper. Maybe one of them will inspire you!

THE BOBBIES.      The Bobbies enjoy whistling and improving their vocabulary. According to Constable Constable, a Word of The Day Calendar in the Bobbies’ dressing rom “permits us to ameliorate our epistemological erudition whilst arraying ourselves in sartorial, uh, uniforms.”

TABITHA DAINTY.      Mrs. Dainty, a resident of the Thomasina House, gets great satisfaction from her many cats - except for a certain naughty cat named Sebastian who hides and won’t eat his cake. Mrs. Dainty passes the time doing needlepoint and washing the windows whenever the Bobbies are exercising shirtless outside her house. 

HARRY PLANTAGENET AND CLIVE BIRTWHISTLE.      Harry Plantagenet and Clive Birtwhistle enjoy tracing their family’s genealogy, as they are both have royal blood. Says Plantagenet, “It does give one such a sense of pride to have been born to the right sort!”

DAVEY HACKNEY.      Fashion maven Davey Hackney enjoys both modern design and the elegant historic houses of the Parade District. “I can appreciate elegance from all eras,” he says. Unfortunately, he is not fond of the new vogue for Brutalist architecture, so he wears a pair of horse pair of horse blinders to block out any offending structures. Clever lad!

JOHNNY BOLTON.       Bolton is known as the rather serious chap who ran the Cryptology Intelligence Division during the unpleasantness with the Germans. But even Bolton manages to unwind. He finds advanced mathematics especially relaxing; his hobby is trying to prove Fermat’s Last Theorem. “I’ve always had a knack for seeing patterns others can’t see,” Bolton says. In his spare time, he also enjoys the cinema and detective stories. 

MARGERY FLOWERDEW.      Margery Flowerdew enjoys working in her garden. Gardening is something her family is famous for, though she can’t remember why - “We must have won some prizes or some such.” Her favourite flowers are roses, though she confesses to living all flowers, except for foxglove.

VANESSA TINKER-BELL      Literary luminary Venessa Tinker-Bell is the director of the Bloomsbury Road Lending Library. Venessa’s scholarly research recently proved that Shakespeare’s tragedies were actually intended as comedies. “Titus Andronicus is especially hilarious,” she laughs. In her role as editor of the Hamlyn Abridged Classics, she is adapting literary masterpieces so as to remove the unhappy parts, “because no one wants a book that makes them glum!” Her current project is the happy version of Les Miserables.

A SELECTION OF HAPPY WELLIES      So as you see, there are as many way to be happy as there are people in Wellington Wells! What makes YOU happy? Why not make a lists? We’ve already filled in the first item for you! (It’s Joy, of course).

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More Christmas art! Done for my homies in the Gollyville RP.

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Some sketches done for friends/Patreon!

-The Stardew Crew sleeping in one bed PPG style (Dworp hates it and wants her big bed back) -Simon after he want to a haunted ghost party and stole a table, also Slick Bobby (a member of Gollyville’s raccoon mafia) -My AU Alynne meeting Jay’s Robert! He mostly listened to her talk after he let her sketch him. - @technoskates‘s Mitch showing @knoggart‘s Kaz and Sarosz’s Orion a bug! Mitch is a very good dad-brother to the boys.

(Gollyville is a big RP I do with a group of friends!)