duuuuuuude ive BEEN on my little shithead farmboy dennis bullshit… yall know what people do in small towns? drink, smoke, burn things, and fuck. bc theres NOTHING ELSE TO DO. gather round yall get on my bullshit
YES anon you're so RIGHT.
Dennis who's never taken any drugs??? No way!
Idk about farmboy small town vibes, but in my small-ish town, you know what everyone's favourite pasttime was? Ice (meth), weed and pills.
Little Dennis the Menace has definitely, at the very least, been a stoner for a longass time. He's definitely taken some unidentified pills at some sit around the quarry party and then afterwards thought ... hm, maybe that was risky.
He used to chase the cows on his dirtbike because he could! Get drunk with the other ten boys his age and let off firecrackers in the middle of an empty field.
People, pls send your little shithead farmboy dennis headcanons, I devour them.
