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#my art #half life #gordon freeman #hl #The Crowbar #half life 2 #half life fanart #half life alyx #1k

I just remembered the crowbar because of Jade and it would be so funny if the crowbar is constantly trying to get its user to kill people while simultaneously trying to get them to take better care of themselves.

Like you can't kill as well if you're tired and haven't been eating right dammit!

A good user is a healthy user!

The Crowbar definitely makes sure whoever is wielding it takes better care of themselves, he can't physically do anything, but he can nag, and that works 99% of the time

The Crowbar: hey man you haven't slept in a while, why not take a nap?

User: I'm fine

The Crowbar: GO TO SLEEP!

It'll ask nicely the first time, then it will start harassing its user

#one piece #my asks #the crowbar #The only person it doesn't work well on is Luffy #But that's because he's used to people nagging him #So he's learned to block it out

doodles of gertrude as The Crowbar during her zombie slaying, bounty hunting days. i did the math and if the present day of the gmod roleplay vids is 2014 ish then this wouldve been like. late 80s i wanna say? her outfit is heavily inspired by super sentai cause thats most of the superhero stuff I watch plus its more practical for a human who doesnt actually have powers fighting zombies to have a suit that covers every inch of skin and is fitted to the body. the heels are just to add a slay factor that i think all superhero outfits should have, regardless of practicality. her ponytail isnt real btw it used to be until it got pulled on and then she decided to cut her hair and just have a fake one on the helmet. i probably should've written all this in the tags but whatevar