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Monty - 29 - He/Him - transsexual faggot, tiny jester, and professional moth - i have allergies, I smoke weed, I have a micropenis, and I love my wife

[wwwyzzerdd420]

Blog Rules

Be cool (LIVE)

Be funny (LAUGH)

Be kind (LOVE)

@artbartcart is where I reblog all of my art

All posts are okay to reblog unless otherwise indicated, but I don't really make posts that I care about keeping private.

If you're blocked, it's probably because you're either a transphobe (this includes idiots who think transandrophobia isn't a thing and their sisters the TERVEs), or a HP fan. If none of these apply, then probably kept recommending your posts en masse to me and I wasn't into it- contact me if this is the case and you want to be unblocked (Note 18Mar23: I am now also blocking idiots who defend the labels TMA/TME. Do not ask to be unblocked if you are in this category because ANY PERSON can be the victim of transmisogyny and pretending otherwise only hurts people)

FAQ

Name? Monty

Pronouns? He/Him/His

Gender? Faggot / Ska / Man 2 (Man: The Sequel) / MLG video, circa 2015 / Lovecore but Evil™️

Full Legal Name? Lamont Ignatius George-Martin Abernathy

Birthday? 20 April 1994

Favorite Movie? Step-Up 6. F9 Borat

Childhood Best Friend? Lauren Garcia.

Mother's Maiden Name? Owens.

Street I grew up on? Dogwood Ln.

Current Address? 215 S Ft Harrison Ave, Clearwater, FL 33756

SSN? 675-93-9612. (Don't judge 😅 I use this blog to remember this kinda shit!!)

Password to bank? !Snooki1 (I also use this for all my social media!)

What happened? I really don't want to talk about it

Wait is all of that up there actually true, I'm losing my mind? Yes, all true, my real info

Don't you care about internet safety? No, not really.

[wwwyzzerdd420]

Hey gamers

Heads up I'm at @phillymothman now doing fashion stuff

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[etchif]

I genuinely can't stand pop psychology I'm not an expert on this stuff but the damage it has done to the general public's understanding of mental health and psychology must be notable. People with low empathy are evil. NPD is The Abuser Disorder. here's how your partner is subconsciously manipulating you. OCD is when you like cleaning. If you ask him a question and he looks away for one second he's lying to you and abusing you. Follow for more dark psychology tips. Letting my intrusive thoughts win and dyeing my hair. I thought this guy was into me I'm so delulu. Anyone who comes to you with their problems is traumadumping and abusive. Anyone who gives you gifts is lovebombing and abusive. Being neurodivergent means Liking Things. Neurotypicals don't like things. They are empty shells without feelings. Neurodivergent means ADHD or ASD. What, BPD? Schizophrenia?? That's not very quirky or fun. And that's what neurodivergent means. That's just weird. Being mentally ill isn't an excuse to be weird. Only Evil People manipulate and abuse. There are certain people who Are Evil by nature (people with NPD) and they Will abuse you. Loving someone means it's impossible to abuse them only Evil People Who Hate You are abusive. Have I mentioned that people with NPD are evil. I really want to drive that home

[wwwyzzerdd420]

Yeah I think I'm gonna delete the app for a while. I'm not gonna find the friendships I want through Tumblr, I'm not gonna find the validation for my thoughts cause I don't have 2k followers like my old blog did, I'm not gonna get any satisfaction from endless scrolling so whats the point? Im miserable all the time and being miserable to an audience of 0 is even worse than just holding it in

[lorillee]

it actually makes me so sad there are some people who havent seen fireflies irl like. come with me. let me show you. lets go out in the yard at 8 in the evening and catch fireflies together

[lorillee]

us

[bimboid]

[wwwyzzerdd420]

Every day the urge gets stronger to just delete

[transcyberism]

wizards, what kind of music do you listen to most

power metal

prog

dad rock

house music

trance

chiptunes

jazz

whatever King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is

something else???

I am not a wizard (loser answer)

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

[cuntvonkrolock]

reminder that trans men also fought for your rights and refusal to acknowledge this is tantamount to denying historical fact

[transcyberism]

seeing the Big Important Queers arguing about "gay men marched at stonewall" and then "actually trans women and crossdressers marched at stonewall + threw bricks at cops" and then "actually lesbians also marched at stonewall + threw bricks at cops + saved the gays from aids" has been tiring when all of us have been here the whole time doing all of it and some of us STILL aren't even getting talked about in all this politicking

[justsomeantifas]

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

[systlin]

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink. 

 (Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

[kelssiel]

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

[aztechnology]

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested. 

[boxingcleverrr]

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities. 

[kaygee-doodles]

Sometimes it’s nice to remember that humans are inherently good.

Except for when we suck. Which is a lot. But like…we can be better. We just gotta want to.

[the-haiku-bot]

Sometimes it’s nice to

remember that humans are

inherently good.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wwwyzzerdd420]

Never forget what capitalism is trying to take from you, what it has already taken from us

[wwwyzzerdd420]

Where are you guys even SEEING this new reddit migration content

[wwwyzzerdd420]

I'd give just about anything to have people care about me again

[prontaentrega]

being aware that your behavior is shaped by childhood experiences is so cringe every time i notice it im like ooo look at her can't even get over what someone told him when she was 7. grow up

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Oh but if I tried to open a PUSSY’S sporting goods how would that play out? 🤨

[campyvillain]

ohhhhum i don’t know…. sorry *puts my hands in my pocket* *walks away glumly *walks into a parking lot*seagull attack

[red-black-aesthetic-bout]

Round 2: Match 28

Red-winged Blackbird (real life) vs. Quattro Bajeena (Mobile Suit Gundam franchise)

Red-winged Blackbird

- As soon as I saw real life animals were allowed I had to submit my best friend red-winged blackbird. Beautiful bird, beautiful call, striking, iconic, unmatched. - It’s a blackbird with red on the wings, there’s a little bit of yellowish there too tho :]

Quattro Bajeena

- ACE PILOT OF THE ANTI-EARTH UNION GROUP, PILOTS A SHINY GOLD MOBILE SUIT BECAUSE HES JUST THAT EXTRA, GAY OR POSSIBLY BISEXUAL MAN (TRUST ME), AND SEXY AF

Who is MORE redblack?

Red-winged blackbird

Quattro Bajeena

see results 🐧🤪

Voting ended onJun 15, 2023

mod notes: the fact that quattro bajeena won his last poll seemed to shock all of his fans which I found very funny

[zayphora]

congratulations to mr. bajeena for losing a poll to a bird (ID in alt text)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[graventusk]

[midkinbrain]

I hope this makes sense