Now, let’s say the denali’s and MC take a MUCH needed vacation. Where do they travel a “lovely” little secluded romanian town. The denali’s meet the dimitrescu’s and MC is stuck in the middle. On a scale of 1/10 how unhinged would these trios be with our tired asf MC?
Hah, funny you mention it cause I´m actually in the middle of writing a lil something which includes that exact scenario.
Well, not "in the middle" in the middle, and mayhaps it has less to do with a vacation (although I love that idea) and a lot more to do with...I don´t even know. I haven´t reached that part yet. The explaining part, that is. 💀
But ye, Denali meets Dimitrescu is in the works as we speak (well, write). It already has a name too:
Six Time´s Double the Charm
Here, have this lil snippet I posted a while ago AND some Kate too (which I didn´t show last time), cause I do want yall to see just what kind of mess dynamic awaits us all:
SPOILERS FURTHER DOWN (obv.)
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“And why shouldn´t we just cut things short by stringing you up, slicing your jugulars, and watching you bleed like the dirty pigs you are?” Cassandra followed up with a snicker, pointing her sickle as she began to circle them.
“Funny, was just about to ask the same thing,” Kate snorted, not once allowing her gaze to leave the brunette as she moved in tandem with her.
They´re basically besties already. 😭🤝
We´re gonna have the more unhinged and feral versions of the Denalis here, obv. Also because Sasha´s in there as well. Which means MC won´t just be dealing with two sets of deranged daughters, but two equally deranged Mommas as well. Yay!
So, to answer your question:
This is literally me writing that piece of utter mayhem.
Okay but Sal’s caviar and Donna’s alfredo, paired with a nice wine from the Dimitrescu vineyard. Just need a nice cigar from Karl after that meal and you’ve got it all, babey! The Four Lord special!
I just had a look at my drafts (again), and I´ve come(, again,) to the realization that there´s quite a few asks still waiting to be answered. Not because I´ve forgotten about them (never), but simply because some of them turned into something much bigger than I initially anticipated.
So, here´s a list that will (hopefully) serve as a reminder and proof that I very much intend to answer them:
Evil Dead Rise (yes Ik, it´s been a while)
MC kills someone - how would Maggot Momma react?
Maggot Momma & leaving marks (bites/scratches)
MC asks Maggot Momma for a dance
Twilight
Tanya x vampire!MC vs Victoria
vampire!MC x Victoria
MC x Tanya & Carmen (smut)
dominant!Tanya x MC (smut)
MC gets bitten by a dog - will the mutt survive the Denali rage?
Sisters´ reactions to a shy MC refusing to show that pleasure
Can the sisters get drunk from the blood of someone intoxicated?
Denali meets Dimitrescu - The Sisters´ reactions to The Daughters
Sisters´ reactions to MC in the hospital/seriously injured
I´ve got some more recent asks as well, but they´re not included here because the focus is really on those that´ve been waiting to get answered forever.
Hello <3
Listen I've started playing re8 and i've had my first encounter with the Dimitrescu family and I am here wondering why the hell didn't I play this sooner so I could obsess over this even sooner, but oh well.
So I know you're cooking up a story where they meet the Denalis and I was like walking through the castle and my mind started asking questions. So ofc I imagine you don't wanna give away details of your story because then you wouldn't be able to tease us with lil spoilers and where's the fun in that, right? ;P
So instead lemme write down what came to my mind and ask your opinion on that, let's dive into my delulu-land vision XD
Tbh is nothing like super elaborated bc you know just rnadom throughts that came to mind so bear with me bc it probably makes 0 sense ok?
SO it made me think like in a more kind of "modern" set up, where the Denalis are already vegetarians, they've lived a veeery long life, yk kind of like things are in the Twilight movies/books. In my mind it was like for X reason they were moving from Denali to another place to live, be because the Volturi, bc they had been exposed and therefore they need to gtfo before shit hits the fan (I blame the drones if that's the reason tho) IDK it could be literally any reason, it is unimportant. They somehow end up finding the castle, they meet this vampires who are like super different from them (In my mind I think is cool they can eat human food and sleep and shit eve n though perhaps they don't need it so I'd probs keep that for all vamps in any possible story but that's out of the question XD) and they ofc live very differently from them, the castle ofc doesn't mantain itself, so they have ppl working there for them and they probs dispose of them as soon as they stop being useful, they drink human blood, they make a game out of their hunts and seem to enjoy the pain they inflict before actually drinking the blood.
Meanwhile the Denalis started drinking animal blood to stop killing the humans they slept with (With other reasons in the mix too but in the end it was to rpeserve human life) and they've lived away from humans, living in secret and all that shit, like is two complete different worlds they live in.
Now all that to make this questions: Say Lady D offered them a place to stay in the castle for reasons unknown bc I hadn't actually thought about it tbh, I don't think she'd mind if they kept their boring vegetarian lifestyle, but they have a choice now to keep it or instead go back to human blood, which honestly seems more tasty and the better option, do you think they'd take it?
Would they agree and stay in the castle? Would they leave? Idk f there would be any consequences if they decide to leave though, and in case of staying what about the coven itself? I mean Tanya's the leader, but it matters little I think her title in the castle bc I am not sure if Lady D gives a duck about it honestly, it's her castle after all(?)
And final question I promise: How do you think they would adapt to this "new life" in the case they accept Lady D's offer of staying? You think someone might have more of a hard time with it? Will they talk/argue about it among themselves? Consider their options? I have a feeling that Tanya would not take any offer without speaking first to her coven, they are family after all and whatever they do will affect all of them, so yeah.
Also this probably makes no sense as I stated before, it was a bunch of random thoughts that I poorly put together so yk don't feel like you gotta answer to all that nonsense XD And I still have not finished the game, just barely started it so idk, perhaps I'm missing some important lore, or something is inadequate, anyway thanks for reading my delulu-bible and for recommending me to go play the game <3 <3
Have a nice day :D
...Oh?
We´re simping for both camps now?
I love how, after having only just reached their section (apparently), this is the result. As in: The Dimis got their sickles hooked in you alright, LMAO.
Can´t say I´m surprised. *cough cough*
Like-
(Simping starts in 3...2...1...)
This was ALL of us when the game was only just coming out and Lady D was revealed in the Maiden Demo. It was madness, lemme tell you. The memes, the art, the fics my god-
The fics were smt else. And they just kept coming. They still do. Lady D destroyed the internet like no other video game character before. People kept dying in game just so they could stick around Castle Dimitrescu for a bit longer (preferably forever).
Like, this was the majority of ppl playing the game:
Lady D: *begins stalking you*
Ethan (you): *heart-eyes*
Lady D: *stalks closer*
Ethan (you): *heart-eyes*
Lady D: *unsheathes her claws*
Ethan (you): *dreamy smile*
Lady D: *takes one giant swipe at you that nearly beheads you*
Ethan (you), barely alive: "...F-Fancy stepping on me too?"
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It was truly a time to be alive.
(You should check out some reactions to Lady D on Youtube, especially Markiplier. 💀)
I mean, LISTEN-
I dunno what Capcom was trying to accomplish with The Dimitrescus (they knew exactly what they were doing), but being stalked and hunted down by feral goth ladies and their equally as feral Momma because they thirst for your blood (and hopefully mayhaps other things) is pretty much a dream come true for most ppl. 🤷🏻♀️
Capcom, were you even trying? Honestly.
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Okay anyhow-
I love your thoughts on this. Especially because it´s a lot more serious than what I originally came up with, lmao. Like, this thing I got cooking rn is pretty much a total crack fic (for now). Yknow, stuff like portals and time travel and whatnot seems entirely possible there, but I haven´t reached that part yet (the explaining part), so it´s still rather unclear how they got to the castle.
Like, it never occured to me that the Denalis might just find the "real" village in Romania (which is where the game is set). But now that I´m reading your thoughts on it, this seems pretty plausible to me. Defo something I can see happening. With that said:
Lemme start by giving some canon info (which hopefully won´t spoil anything for you):
the Dimis aren´t actual vampires
they are what they are because of a parasite aka The Cadou
they need to sustain themselves on human flesh and blood because of it (for survival & to maintain their powers)
Lady D will grow to the point she mutates out of control if she doesn´t (I´ve read that somewhere)
the Daughters are made entirely of flies
those flies will die if exposed to the cold (yet another thing that´s entirely different from Twilight vampires, who can only be fully destroyed through fire)
Lady D has no such "weakness"
the pain they inflict upon their victims is not necessary for feeding
they just enjoy being cruel
they turn their staff into wine at some point
or use them for experiments ("Moroaicǎ")
With all of that said: I totally agree that it´s a clash of two entirely different worlds. But that´s what makes it so interesting.
I also kinda HC that The Dimis see vampires as some kind of role models? In a way? Like, they clearly enjoy this lifestyle (a bit too much), so I feel like meeting some actual vampires - the real deal - would be like meeting a popstar or smt. At least to the daughters. (Dani would swoon.)
Lady D would be a lot more skeptical about it ofc, but there´s no way she would be able to hide her curiosity. I mean, how many beings pose an actual threat to them? Not that many. Which means Lady D would be quite hostile at first. She got her daughters to think of as well, after all. There would be the usual threats of "slice you to ribbons" and such, until she realizes-
There are no ribbons. And there won´t be. Because her claws are actually kinda useless against them.
As are the flies the daughters are made of. There´s no piercing that skin.
That´s never happened before.
That´s when it dawns on them that whatever they´re up against isn´t entirely human. The fact they (the Denalis) lack a heartbeat or the usual warmth is kinda telling as well.
In fact, the Daughters don´t enjoy being near them at all. They´re so cold!
But, you see-
The Daughters might keep their distance (for now).
But Lady D is more than intrigued at this point.
Listen, that woman is a sucker for power. That´s why she´s got the hots for Mother Miranda (MM), after all.
Well that, and because MM is fine af, obv.
(I don´t blame you, Alci.)
Anyway-
If she saw the Denalis wielding their vampiric powers and, yknow, posing an actual challenge for her in terms of brute strength because it´s not every day she meets someone who´s actually able to lift her- (can you imagine?)
Ofc she´s gonna want to get to the bottom of it all. Because she´s also a bit of a nerd, you see. Just like Momma. (They both fine af.) She´s gonna want to study them, write down every little detail in that notebook of hers.
Kate´s power is gonna fill page upon page as Lady D goes completely mad scribbling it all down like-
With that said:
Yes, I defo think Lady D would demand invite them to stay. She´s nothing if not a gracious hostess to those she deems worthy.
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As for the Denalis-
Tanya would never make decisions without discussing it with her coven first. Not those that could be life-altering, at least. They'd only stay if everyone agreed to it. And, even then, I'm not sure it would be a permanent stay. I mean-
It's difficult.
I'd say it depends "which" Denalis we're talking. If we take the more deranged ones from my story (The Sisters) then I can defo see them agreeing to a permanent stay in the castle. Human life means next to nothing to them, aside from being their food source ofc. And while they might not agree with everything that's happening in the castle (some of the things going down in the cellar are...tough, even for them), they'd never judge the Dimis for their lifestyle, seeing how they're far from being saints themselves. One as corrupted as the other, I´d say.
If we take the veggie/modern Denalis, on the other hand-
I mean, the sisters killed ppl before. Loads of them probs. Therefore, the Dimis sustaining themselves on human blood and flesh isn't as appalling to them as it would be to your usual human. But it's how they do it (torturing their victims and basically getting the most out of it before they deliver the final blow) that makes them feel...conflicted. Most of their kind (as in: actual vampires) usually don´t draw it out longer than necessary. Mainly because they´ll succumb to their bloodlust almost immediately, sucking their victim dry in a matter of seconds. That (thankfully) doesn´t leave much room for any kind of torture.
With that said-
It´s still difficult, lmao.
I feel like our modern Denalis would defo be intrigued by the Dimitrescus. Then they´d be appalled. Then Lady D comes in with all that charm of hers, laying it on real thick yknow, basically downplaying the things that are happening in that castle full of blood and death. Then the daughters come in with their buzzing personalities. Then the Denalis would be intrigued again. And so on-
And before you know it, years have passed.
That´s the only way I can see our modern Denalis stay in that castle over an extended time period. Cause time works just differently for vampires, yknow. Years are like seconds to them. All one and the same. Doesn´t really matter. Not when you got eternity anyway.
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Now, that was pretty much me rambling and fangirling without any kind of order, lol. So lemme try and give some more direct answers:
Would the Denalis switch to human blood during that time?
I think that´s entirely possible. That castle is pretty much filled with human blood - it´s everywhere: In the cellar, in the kitchen, in the storage rooms, in the wine glasses, etc. It lurks around every corner, constantly putting our sisters to the test. It´s like waving a piece (more like a bar) of chocolate in front of someone who´s been living on dry toast. Resisting becomes almost impossible under such conditions.
And the Dimis know that.
Am I suggesting that Lady D and her unruly daughters might try and seduce the Denalis back to human blood by deliberately leaving it out in the open, ripe for the taking?
Why yes, yes I am. That´s totally something the Dimis would do in order to gain numbers (and other things).
Would there be any consequences if the Denalis decided to leave?
As I said before, the Denalis pose an actual threat/challenge to Lady D. Neither her nor her daughters could do much to stop them from leaving, if they decided to do so. Doesn´t mean they wouldn´t try though. Lady D is a narcissist and rejection isn´t something she handles well. Her daughters share that sentiment.
"So you don´t love me?!"
Yup. That´s totally smt Dani would say in that situation. The poor baby.
Anyhow-
The Dimis would probs try to stop them because rolling over just isn´t in their nature. But I´d like to think one of the following things would happen then:
A) The Denalis use their vampiric charm to convince the Dimis to let them go without a fight.
B) Lady D puts a stop to things herself once she realizes the only ones to get hurt during this would be her daughters and herself. (She´d never admit that openly ofc.)
To sum it up:
Even if there were consequences, it´s highly unlikely the Denalis would be affected by them.
Would the Denalis adapt well to their new life? Would they struggle at all?
I think my fangirling pretty much answered that, lmao.
Unhinged Denalis: No problem with adapting. (More like they cba as long as they get their fill.)
Normal (modern) Denalis: Depends on the Dimis´ efforts I´d say. There´d defo be times of struggle and self-doubt. But then there´d also be times of "yknow what, why tf not". It´s a constant back and forth and it really depends on how well the Dimitrescus play their cards.
As for who might struggle the most:
Lemme start by saying Kate would struggle the least. I mean, the struggle would still be there, but she´s never been one to back down from a challenge. She´s also not one to shy away from the unknown - on the contrary: Out of the three of them, Kate is probs the one most likely to go "only one way to find out", YKNOW?? No risk, no fun, and all that. That´s why Cass and her get along so well. Whenever the two of them are together, the whole castle holds its breath.
Tanya would probs feel quite torn because, above all else, she has a duty to fulfill: ensuring the best possible outcome for her coven. So there´d be this constant nagging, telling her that all of this is kinda wrong and that, just mayhaps, it´d be better to haul ass. But then there´s time where she´s actually enjoying herself when she´s having "wine" with Bela, giving each other some advice on how to best handle their younger sibllings and such. That nagging fades for a while then. Until it´s back. But so is Bela. And that nagging fades again. And so on.
Irina would spend most of her time with Dani probs, gushing about finding true love and such. She sees a lot of herself in the youngest Dimitrescu daughter, albeit a lot more...unhinged, lol. They get each other, as crazy as it sounds. It also really helps taking her mind off things, makes her forget what´s going on in that castle. For a while, at least. Until the doubts start creeping back in. Dani notices though, she always does. And she´s always there to manipulate cheer her bestest friend up.
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I hope I´ve managed to cover everything. Tbh, that was just me rambling most of the time, hoping it all would make sense along the way, lmao.
...Come to think of it, that´s pretty much my writing style. 💀
Thanks a lot for your ask! I really, really enjoyed that mashup. 🥰💋
Hi Hi catmom! (Can I call you that?) Anyways this is my first ever ask! So sorry if It doesn't make sense.
I'd love to see how your Denali sisters react to meeting the Dimitrescu daughters! Would they ask questions or would they fight seeing eachother?
Frosted anon-💙
Hi frosty! 💙
AND SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE AF ON YOUR FIRST EVER ASK OMG.😭😭😭
What a way to start off. So sorry! 😢
And ofc you can call me catmom! It is in the name, after all. 🤭
Okay so, lemme tell you this:
I said a while ago that I would not write an actual crossover between the Denalis and the Dimitrescus.
I would not put myself through that trauma of having to deal with not only three (3), but six (6) feral ladies lusting after MC´s sorry ass as she´s rather busy trying to evade their asses, while ALSO trying to stay clear of their equally-as-deranged mothers´ asses.
I would not get myself into a position where chances are high I´ll just completely confuse them all because Denali and Dimitrescu both start with a D, and there is kinda a similar ring to it, and I might or might not have come very close to using "Cassandra" instead of "Kate" or "Bela" instead of "Tanya" before.
...With that said, lemme give you a taste of what awaits us all in the near future:
(Yes, that was a threat.)
Somehow, MC´s gotten herself stuck in the world of Resident Evil Village as she was quite busy running from The Unholy Trinity and their equally as unholy mother.
...Don´t ask.
ANYHOW: As she´s quite busy running from three (3) feral ladies and their equally as feral mother, her (un)lucky ass manages to find another set of feral ladies and their equally as feral mother.
Well, what to tell you?
Not in her wildest dreams had she thought it possible that, somehow, those ladies seem even more unhinged than the ones she´d been dealing with for quite a while now.
Also, their mother is a literal giant.
Could it be possible that nothing in this world was even remotely sane?
Was this world even the same as the one she had left behind not even an hour ago?
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MC just can´t catch a break. 💀
Name: Six Times, Double the Charm
Thanks a lot for your ask & apologies for the wait! 💋
"Six Time's Double the Charm" (yes, it has a name now)
The Sophisticated
The Show-Off
The Dreamer
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Not sure when it´s gonna come out, but it will, at some point. And I´m very excited for yall to see this...curiosity. (Still can´t believe it´s happening tbh, lmao.)
It´s a one-shot, for now. Might turn it into smt bigger depending on the response and my own motivation. 😅