#the drunken monkey

[usernameedisa]

I don’t have time for the bullshit.

[adaru32]

Meant to use a different picture of the Scarecrows. Didn't want to fix it, so I left it the way it was. To clarify, it's the Scarecrows with the blades on the legs, not the blades on the arms.

[omxrta]

THESE FUCKIN RATS RATTING ON ANG THAT IS SO FUCKED UP.

[omxrta]

THE DRUNKEN MONKEY IS CLOSED?!?! I WAS PLANNING ON GOING THERE OMG!!!!

[just-a-dash-of-sarcasm]

The Drunken Monkey

This is not my bar. I downloaded it a while back but I can’t remember where I found it so when I do I’ll post the link. I just changed some decor and added in the tables. :)

[boohooray]

[peterfileschildren-blog]

The Drunken Monkey: Chapter 2

After Tarquin was born he had to grow up. He would spend a lot of time doing things like playing outside, watching TV, and eating crisps. Tarquin didn't really like crisps, but it made his mum cry if he didn't eat so he did. When he was five, Tarquin decided that he didn't believe in God or Jesus. That was a mistake.

Also, Tarquin had an uncle, who took him to a shed sometimes at night promising sweets. There were no sweets.

[brush101]

The Drunken Monkey has been recommended by a number of people, as having the best dim sum in town. Unfortunatley if you're going with a table of more than eight you're forced to have the set menu, which is faxed in and lack luster at best - thick dumplings, shredded duck, pack choi. Nothing spectacular. 

To best honest this place really is a bar; after we'd finished eating and just sat about drinking the atmosphere and noise were real attributes, however not great when you can't even hear what the person next to you in saying over dinner.