Kojima really was on some 5000 iq shit for Snake Eater and Peace Walker specifically cause he got done making the best character of all time (hot milf soldier lady with abs and scars who is canonically the best soldier evar and also the first human in space and nobody understands her)
And then he made Peace Walker and thought "I should give her a weird mean lesbian scientist girlfriend with a pixie cut who wears formal wear every day of her life and since soldier lady dies in snake eater it's doomed yuri where after soldier lady dies the scientist girlfriend is obsessed with her for the rest of her life"
AND HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!












