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sirius: hey prongs! why did the chicken cross the road?

james: i don’t know, pads. why?

sirius: to get to the idiot’s house

james: ... i don’t get it?

sirius: knock knock

james: who’s there?

sirius: the chicken

james: listen here, you little—

Lily: James, one year without me, or one year without Sirius?

James [to Sirius]: I'm sorry, but you gotta go. I'll see you in one year.

Sirius: You told her straight like that?

James: STRAIGHT LIKE THAT

remus: prongs, keep an eye on padfoot while i go to the library, will you? make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid

james: i am only one man, moony

remus: you have peter

james: OK, that makes one and a half

peter: he’s right, remus

remus: ... fine. i see your point

peter: i have a lot of homework

remus: so why haven’t you started it yet?

peter: putting it off is the first step

peter: wasn’t it supposed to be fun, turning 21?

sirius: who said that?

james: taylor swift’s dad

remus: well, tell taylor swift’s dad to stop spreading big fat lies

sirius: i don’t know about you!

james: but i’m feeling 21!

peter: everything will be all right if—

remus: hello? that’s not even the lyric?

dorcas: have you fallen in love with anyone yet, peter?

peter: no. i did fall out of bed this morning though

sirius: lily, isn’t that james’ shirt?

lily: it’s mine now

sirius: did he give it to you?

lily: no. i took it

sirius: ... fair enough

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