#hp textposts

[stargazedmoony]

james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence

sirius: let’s just call it teamwork

[hjp-x]

3 am

harry, half asleep and looking for food: what are you in the mood for?

tom, smirking: world domination.

harry: huh, that's a little ambitious in this ungodly hour

tom: you're my world.

harry: that's nice

tom:

harry:

tom:

harry: oh-

[mysteriousmarauders]

Marauders Fandom: (to anything cannon) Yeah fuck that, here’s how it really went down...

[jessmalia]

based on: x

[drarryjustbecause]

Harry: I’d leave you for Malfoy.

Ginny: What?!

Ron: What?!

Hermione: What?!

Dumbledore: What?!

Everyone: What?!

Draco: Oh don’t act so surprised. Have you seen this ass?

[padfootsdrama]

Sirius : moony, your turn, truth or dare?

Remus : truth

Sirius : i dare you to kiss me

Remus : [grabs him by the neck and leans in]

James : he didn’t even pick dare —

[smilexdrarry]

Draco: Don’t hold my hand

Harry: Why not?

Draco: Because that’ll make it look like we’re dating

Harry: I-

Draco: But we’re not dating because we’re married so you’re supposed to link arms with me instead

Harry, smiling: You’re insane *links arms with draco*

Draco, blushing: That’s better

[mionesgaze]

Hermione: *getting down on one knee* will you marry me?

Ron: *whispering to Harry* is she flirting with me?