#the mcqueens

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I don't know if I can handle McQueen family therapy

Oh god, I completely forgot about that 💀 it's going to be absolute carnage

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Would they really bring back this many mcqueens if he's not gonna die or at least be close to death? Unless this really is the last time James S is gonna be leaving. I hope it's not gonna be something dumb though 😭

By the sounds of it, it’s definitely the last time James is leaving since he himself said he was done with the character and that there’s nothing more than can be done with John Paul. It honestly does sound like he could die. I wonder what prompts Michaela and Sally’s return if it’s not John Paul dying? Does he just decide to leave and we see a clip of him in Alicante with them? I’m scared 😭

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don't forget the Regina Madonna part xD. If this poor kid ever has to recite her name aloud then I feel for her

Oh, the McQueens are a nightmare xD I feel a need to list all the ridiculous names now, we must suffer together

• Marlena Magdelene Harmony McQueen (Nana)

Could be worse, but “Magdelene”? Fits with the religious theme, I guess. Still a mouthful

• Myra Celestina Philomena Portia McQueen

That’s just too many names. I love that that seemes to be where Celeste and Portia got their names from, though <3

• Kathleen Michaela McQueen

Not silly, very nice actually, I just wanted to put it in because that’s also where Michaela got her name from <3

• Reenie Euginia Charitina Marguerita McQueen

What is wrong with Nana? Why did Kathleen get one normal middle name, while Myra and Reenie have 3 mouthfuls?? But ALSO is “Charitina” where Tina got her name from as well? :’)

• Louis McQueen

The boys get off lucky.

• Jacqueline Bernadette McQueen

Average names. Not the worst! Jacqui having the middle name “Bernadette” is kind of funny, though

• Mercedes Maria Teresa Immaculata McQueen

A mouthful. “Maria” is cute (even cuter that Mercy named her twins the “Marias”) and Teresa isn’t bad (also cute because Theresa) but Immaculata? Really, Myra?

• Tina Chasity Loretta McQueen

Now, I need to know if “Chasity” is a typo? Is that a name? Is it the other part of “Charitina” with a twist? And Loretta’s not awful, kind of fits Tina

• Carmel Celine Marguerite McQueen

Cute that she has “Celine” as her middle name <3 How did “Marguerite” get back here?

• John Paul Logan McQueen

Right, where did “Logan” come from? That’s the most normal one yet. I’m surprised his name wasn’t “John Paul Jesus Simon McQueen”

• Michaela Claudette Mariangela Louise McQueen

It’s not a bad name, but why is it so long??

• Carmina Celeste McQueen

Simple. Cute. Love the combo of Carmel and Tina for the first name and Celeste for the middle name. A tribute to our lost girls :’)

• Louis McQueen Jr.

Seriously, the boys are lucky.

• Porsche Jane Lourdes McQueen

Jane is nice. Simple. Why “Lourdes”?

• Celine Aurora Tiana McQueen

Okay, Celine has the cutest name, to be honest

• Cleopatra McQueen

Not a single middle name? What, did we use them all up by the time Cleo was born?

• Theresa Mariah Magdalene McQueen

Not one of the worst! Actually decent, but loses a point for “Magdalene” making a reappearance

• Bobby Riley Costello

Lucky little Costello.

• Gabriel Joseph Cruz McQueen

Okay, “Cruz” is a little odd but this is a genuinely decent name. No surprise there

• Maria-Gabriella McQueen

I’m still a little sad that Mercedes wouldn’t let Warren name her after Ella but the “Gabriella” part being a combo of “Gabriel” and “Ella” is really sweet. Why couldn’t “Maria” be the middle name?

• Maria-Carmella McQueen

Again, cute combo of “Carmel” and “Ella”. Maria should’ve been the middle name. Why are they the Marias 😭

• Maxwell Anthony Dominic Owen

A nice normal name for yet another boy

• Matthew-Jesus McQueen

Might be the only unlucky boy in the McQueen family. “Jesus” as a middle name maybe, but does it have to be a double-barrel first name? 😭

• Kathleen-Angel Khloe McQueen

I’m side-eyeing “Khloe” 👀 But a unique and very cute name

• Myra-Pocahontas Regina Madonna Savage-McQueen

Theresa, I want a word. “Myra”? That’s fine. “Pocahontas”? Less fine. “Regina” isn’t awful but “Madonna”? 😭

There’s also Victor and Breda, they’re fine. “Goldine” and “Sylvester” is actually pretty cute, I can’t lie, but tell me why Hunter has no middle names compared to -> “Prince Hayden Bentley McQueen” 💀 Bart might be the unluckiest boy with the name “Bartholomew”. Poor kid.

I might have missed some, I don’t know, but what is acrually wrong with the McQueens when it comes to naming their kids 😭

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DODGER SAVAGE & THERESA MCQUEEN (+MERCEDES MCQUEEN) in HOLLYOAKS | 25.03.26

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16 Feb - A discovery sparks a police search at the high school. Dodger sets out to prove that Smithy is corrupt. Vicky's confidence is crushed. And tensions erupt over two clashing engagement parties.

17 Feb - Vicky takes drastic measures as her insecurities deepen. At breaking point, Nancy makes a difficult decision. And there's a race against time when a threat puts lives in danger...

18 Feb - With the McQueen house in lockdown, original family members return, as a series of 'what if' scenarios play out during a high-stakes situation - leading John Paul to make a life-changing decision...

??? Sorry, I'm gonna need a second to process everything. Okay, so I assume the search is to do with the steroids?? Maybe? Dodger setting out to prove Smithy is corrupt - love that for him, hope he succeeds. Poor Vicky :( Two clashing engagement parties - we know Ste and Rex will be engaged, who's the other one??

I'm a little worried about Vicky's insecurities and what those "drastic measures" are - I feel like it could be anything from fillers, to an eating disorder, to skin bleaching. Nancy making a difficult decision?? And what is this threat??

THE MCQUEEN HOUSE IS IN LOCKDOWN?? THE SPECIAL EPISODE IS THE 18TH??? Fuck. Okay, I am scared and excited for that episode, but it sounds like maybe John Paul is potentially going to sacrifice himself for some reason?? Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he's just decided to leave, but like?? Why are the McQueens in lockdown???

Also, thank you for the spoilers, anon!! <3

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The therapist is going to question their life choices after family therapy with the McQueens. I cannot see it going well.

Literally though, there isn’t a therapist in the world who is qualified for that family 😭

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Goldie is leaving too. The McQueen clan is getting small.

I hate it :( I miss the days of the McQueen family being massive, when there was Myra, Jacqui, Mercedes, Carmel, Tina, John Paul, Michaela :( After this, we're only gonna have Mercedes, Theresa, Cleo, and Prince (+all the kids but we basically never see them)