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You missed a world record number of pokeball throws

A stunning new discovery in Kanto yesterday, as you, the reader, have officially broken the world record for the most missed pokeball throws in one battle. At 13:03 yesterday, you entered a battle with a wild Pidgey, and despite being no more than five meters away, you missed over 100 throws. "We have never seen this level of incompetence in a hundred years", says one investigative reporter. "The sheer lack of hand-eye coordination rivals that of a confused Magikarp, and I, for one, would never dare to show my face again". Reportedly, after 4 hours and 80,000P wasted, you were seen throwing your hat in frustration, missing, and landing it on the Pidgey before it flew away.

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Local man drinks slurry of potions and antidotes, sees Arceus

In a shocking event, 17-year-old trainer Billy has reportedly caught a glimpse of the world's creator after drinking a horrendous mix of potions, antidotes, lemon water, and gems. "Yeah, so I drank this thing as a dare, then I started getting all dizzy. Next thing you know, I was in the sky in-front of this gnarly lookin 'mon! It was real cool. Wish I had my camera with me.." After the almighty creator berated Billy for creating, quote, "the biggest affront of nature since the ultimate weapon", and "being so idiotic we would rather keep you on Earth", the trainer woke up in a dazed stupor. Sources close to the prophet claim that Billy is now on the hunt to glimpse other legendary pokemons, by trying to lift a truck on the docks.

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Porygon banned for risk of seizure

The pokemon league has issued a new law banning all use of Porygons for risk of causing seizures in kids. The law was passed unanimously, but many outside the higher ups are pushing back against the new law. "This is ridiculous, whats next?! Banning Slugma for burning stuff? Vileplume for paralysis?" writes one Pumpkabook user. Despite the massive pushback both online and off, the Pokemon League is standing firm on their decisions. Though not confirmed, it's also rumored that other pokemon may be facing some restrictions as well, like Slugma (for fire hazards) or Gardevoir (destroying the world and other reasons).

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Indigo League Ex-Champion revealed to be a mushroom

Earlier this week, the ex-champion of the fabled Indigo League was revealed to be a mushroom in a trenchcoat, shocking fans and viewers of the sport. "not even a shroomish or anything", a Rotombr user writes, "just a basic, run of the mill, mushroom. for shame". While the disgrased champion is allowed to keep their human disguise, they must register in the Mushroom Offender Registry, and is banned from further official competitions.

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Batteries just thousands of Joltik in tubes

In a shocking revelation, many of the leading battery manufacturers rely on joltik for power generation. According to the whistleblower, the batteries, quote, "reuse pokeball minification technology to fit thousands of joltiks into tubes", and they're "worked to death". The buzzing sounds commonly heard from batteries are now believed to be these poor mons squeaking for help. Following this, battery manufacturers have begun selling "disassembly kits" to "save these poor creatures" for only 39999 pokecoins.

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Flood of "almost christmas..." posts continues well into January

Despite the timeline of the joke being well past its prime, many fans of the popular video game series Ace Attorney have continued to parade their memes across all forms of social media. "It's frankly insulting, the lack of respect for the joke", says one user on XY (formerly Banneter). "oh my god we get it stop with the almost christmas meme" says another, on Swablusky. Despite these pleas for mercy, forcasts suggest that many will continue to repost this meme well into January, and potentially Febuary if conditions are right.

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Dangerous new teen trend targets wild trainers, angers many

We all have seen the dangerous trends proliferated on joltikTok, but this new one is putting many at risk. This new trend, "Battle Ditching", involves locking eyes with a trainer, before running away. While it may seem harmless, it has the potential for real harm if the trainer attempts to chase their prey. For instance, one Goldenrod teen, while performing this "prank", ended up running into tall grass and being jumped by a Scyther. Thankfully, the trainer they were tormenting was kind-hearted enough to save them, but many are not as kind to these teen "pranksters". "If ANYONE tries to run from an Arceus-damn good battle again, I'm blasting them to pieces with my Gyrados", writes Joyce Stark, a 84 year old living in the west Kantonian region, on their Pumpkabook blog. Hopefully, this trend will die fast before any serious injuries can happen, and these kids can go back to lip-syncing to pop songs again.

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