Interviewer: So, this “phass” you keep talking about… how big would you say it is?
Dan:

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Interviewer: So, this “phass” you keep talking about… how big would you say it is?
Dan:
what the heck does it's more like a sphinx mean?
I think he's trying to imply that Phil is so inflexible that when he's on all fours his back doesn't arch it's flat and rigid like the sphinx statue which is obviously just taking the piss out of him bc we've seen Phil on all fours several times (usually BECAUSE of Dan posting it) and baby that back can arch.
@danielhowell don't lie to us king I made diagrams
But Phil, have you considered
@amazingphil
Well that was an experience
do you guys think danny notices when girls hit on him, or is he as thick as his boyfriend's ass?
i’m surprised he was able to sink with that thing god dAmn
So sorry I have to jump in as I was so offended by that last anon lol
Dan Howell (the horniest dog in the kennel) finds Phil unbelievably sexually attractive. And thank god as it has given us so much footage of Phil’s ass.
LMAO hi anon. you’re so real for that honestly.
I probably could’ve put links to clips of that as well, cause we have gotten some GLORIOUS content of the phass out of his pretty obvious sexual attraction.
but yeah, I thought the attraction has always been SO poorly concealed, from the very very start, and has only gotten worse (complimentary).
Not edited btw
He's just built like that