the metros do one of those “video narrated by my kids” and it’s the pike kids doing vo of a montreal training session
“that’s our daddy! hi daddy he’s so fast”
“he’s nubber 35”
“arthur you can’t count that much. only to 12”
(mum voice) “jade don’t be mean to your brother”
“oh oh, he’s got a boo boo” (jj fell on his ass)
“i fell on my butt yesterday”
“ha! butt”
“butt butt butt butt butt” — cut off
“uncle shane! hello uncle shane we love you!”
“he can’t hear you arthur, its a bideo”
“video, ruby not bideo”
“who is that man, he looks sad” (coach)
“i think he’s the boss, he’s wearing black”
“mummy calls him mr poopy pants” — cut off
“oh there’s uncle shane again! he’s the bestest”
“nubber 24! …i can’t count that much either”
“mummy can uncle shane read to us tonight?”
“sure, but let’s focus on the video girls”
“where’s daddy this video is boring. can i have a snack?”
(small interruption of juice box slurping)
“arthur stop eating the mic”
“baawahaa” - cut off with a wet sloppy sound
“oh there’s uncle shane again! why is he the only one playing?”
“the others aren’t any good, daddy says so” - cut off