#the puns

[haljordangetpregnant]

Look at this with me, my DamiBilly people

You see my vision? You see it right?

Grumpy x sunshine. Caviar x chips. A little prince x homeless orphan.

Bonding over animals. Bonding over games. Bonding over working with Batman.

The Bat's son x A Batson.

The chemistry. The potential. The puns.

(This is my friend' gift to me)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[eurydice-pens]

Yo Siffrin, what's your opinion on croissants?

S: …

I: …Sif, croissants are pastries. They’re flaky, and look like a crescent moon?

S: Oh! Those! Bonbon made some for us one time—it took a really long time and So Much Butter. Like a terrifying amount of butter. But it was tasty! Possibly because of the butter.

I: …

I: I will not stand for this croisslander.

S:

(They sigh.)

S: You ‘butter’ not.

I: Heh. I’ll punvince you one of these days.

S: Puns are the lowest form of wordplay.

I: Okay, Master Poet Person.

[dayl1ly]

I don’t think people understand how hard it is to act normal during sex when you’ve got ADHD, like wdym I gotta concentrate and keep a straight face while my brains coming up with shite like “stuff me like a turkey on Christmas”

[the-wizard-synonyms]

some out of context mentopolis episode 3 quotes because I am loving this season

"you are not an eagle"

"well, we are falling out of a window"

*inspirational speech* *everyone nodding except mr fucks* "I guess I'll do the balls thing"

[ebitenpura]

I love you, Dragonquest Slime.

[schumiatspa]

"I have to ask this one because if I don't I'll just be leaving a Blank Space, but... And I know it potentially is your Love Story and nobody else's! But there have obviously been rumours over the break"

f1: The question on everyone's lips at the moment...😳