Different spin on drunk Cas: Jack and Cas go on a case, and they come back with a SPELL SIDE EFFECT of drunk!Cas.
Jack's in an all-out panic, like, "SOMEONE CALL ROWENA." Jack goes on to tell them. "I had to drive us the rest of the way home, even though I don't have a license. Bc he kept honking at everyone. We got pulled over by three cops, and two of them are concussed. I don't have my powers, so I couldn't heal them! We just LEFT them there!"
(Jack is mortified by everything, the road rage, the stupidity, Cas telling him a thousand jokes about animal sex etc.)
Then Jack gets treated to Cas angrily telling Sam to be quiet, because Sam has the" worst, most annoying human voice in the whole of creation."
Jack is like ???? he's mean.
Then Dean walks in...











