#the whisperforge

[1984pdf]

real random question, anyone know if the whisperforge is still producing podcasts? i have a bunch of them saved and just started listening to one, but im not sure i want to get invested if they’re not making things anymore.

[lungsareforlove]

when will my whisperforge podcasts return from the war 😭

[blueberry-puffin]

sally grissom is iconic for many reasons but not the least of them is being kidnapped and interrogated by the soviets and still retorting to their “dr grissom we have some questions" with “ugh you clowns always do”

[urban-barbarian]

Podcasts

Brimstone Valley Mall

ANNOUNCER VOICE: Attention Brimstone Valley Mall shoppers! It’s that time again. Are you ready to be the coolest kid in school? Instantly be popular and one dimensional when you shop at Canadian Egret, Lollister, or Prepercrombie and Binch! Not cool enough to pull off that Preppy style? Then we’ve got somewhere for you too, Nerd! Stop on by Borderline Personality Bookstore! Now with a cafe! For nerds! Thanks again for shopping at Brimstone Valley Mall!

[starshipviolet]

hello fellow mortals

so these are the reasons you should listen to the podcast brimstone valley mall bc for some reason?? no one is talking about it?? which makes no sense here:

we have demons working in a mall in the 90’s!!

and if that doesn’t convince you well...

it’s okay! i can deal with that

we have the mall intercom omnipresent voice of capitalism, including such highlights as “Shop Shop Shop! Because if you don’t buy your family the perfect gift, that means you don’t love them!”

we also have misroch (who uses they/them!), who’s a grumpy demon who just wants some humans to commit involuntary cannibalism,

asmoraius, a lust demon who falls in love with a [redacted] and spends A Lot of time terrorizing the mall’s local goth teens,

belzagor who invents every demonic piece of technology ever and has All The Angst

also i love her

and Xaphan! who I’m not gonna spoil but like I also love her and those two should definitely date @brimstonevalleymall just saying also there’s a bunch of other characters too and they all rock

they all try to look for Hornblas, the lead singer of their band (yes, yes they have a band) Mall Rat!

shenanigans insue also satan is a woman and it’s p good at not being antisemitic! I have other thoughts but this is not the space❤️

please watch, the fandom is small enough to be a crime and i am desperate thank you if you’ve gotten this far you get a gold star

[brimstonevalleymall]

that’s right demons, the finale drops in TWO DAYS

BE    P R E P A R E D

[brimstonevalleymall]

Attention Brimstone Valley Mall Shoppers! This is your friendly disembodied voice of capitalism, here with some exciting news!

Trust me, we get it. All of you have been lounging around in your sofi shorts and pooka shell necklaces,  feeling sweaty, bored, and filled to the brim with ennui. I bet you’ve been thinking “I wish my favorite podcast would hurry up and release a new episode, so I can stave off the pain of existence a little more!”

Well shoppers, have we got a surprise for you. Tune in tomorrow, for a very special announcement!

Thanks for shopping at Brimstone Valley Mall. And don’t forget: C̴̝̐͆O̶̧̪͗͌̌Ṋ̸̫͈̦͌͝Ṣ̸̙̋̓̓U̵̢̪͆͑͐͗M̶͎͐͑E̷̤̭̾̈́̐̈́ ̶̼͔̝̤̉̓̕͝ ̶̨͙͍̭͛̀

[beezlebutch]

So The Far Meridian season 1 finale, huh?